Jason Bredle, Pain Fantasy (Red Morning Press, 2007)
It's now been far too long since I read Pain Fantasy for me to make witty, incisive comments about it. (I'm writing this roundabout Memorial Day, and according to the spreadhseet, I actually finished the book on February 21. Hey, at least I'm writing the review in the same year...) Though whether any of my comments are either witty or incisive is probably best left to the reader to decide in the first place. I haven't been able to come up with any words of wisdom about this book except “this rocks. Buy it.” Which doesn't tell you a great deal about it. But really, this stuff is awesome enough that I should be able to give you a short clip and let Bredle do all his own selling, right?
“I'm speaking the language in which love
and apricot mean the same, in which pool
and death mean the same. I said goodbye
in a suburb like this, years ago. I said
goodbye in a suburb like this, years ago.
According to Hercules, if we make an angel
out of ourselves, that is what we are...”
(--”The Idiot's Guide to Faking Your Own Death and Moving to Mexico”)
Come on. That's awesome. It's sloppy and rude and sits around in your living room in its underwear drinking Blatz and watching WWE, getting up every once in a while to piss in the vases in the foyer, and yet once you have read it you can't imagine life without it. This one will be on my best reads of the year list without a doubt. Now, go buy it. ****