If you were wondering how to be a big phony drama bitch, here’s the guidebook! If this is what’s required to get a guy in 2019, I’ll happily stay single forever.
However, the author does make a good point about one thing: general, vague, generic text messages are boring. Being more specific, playful, and/or unique is clearly more interesting.
Also, maybe I’ve been misunderstanding texting altogether this whole time. According to this guy, it’s not meant to be a conversation, more like a pen-pal chess game. I guess that explains why I’m always wondering if the conversation is over, if it was never meant to be a conversation in the first place. That actually takes a lot of pressure off if it’s true. I was so worried about being rude, but apparently you’re supposed to be!