Book Blurb
Scottish highland village cop Hamish Macbeth must find which target was provoked enough to strangle and drown nasty fat widowed tabloid reporter Jane Winters, who revealed many others' guilty secrets.
Much is from the viewpoint of a naive secretary seduced by a blue-blood playboy. Icy blond beauty, aristocratic Priscilla Halburton-Smythe, lends a hand.
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My 2022 edit: I've read several of the novels in this serious now and decided to reread the first one, to recapture the genesis of one of the most enjoyable cozy mystery series I have come across.
After reading the others, I laughed out loud for the introduction of Police Constable Harmish Macbeth as our main focus.
Heather and John Cartwright are the owners of the popular Lochdubh hotel, where their fishing courses are highly sought-after. They introduce Hamish Macbeth to the reader:
... he’s got to do all day is mooch around the village getting under everyone’s feet. Jimmy, the water bailiff, told me the other day he thinks Hamish Macbeth poaches.”
“I doubt it,” said Heather. “He’s too lazy. He ought to get married. He must be all of thirty-five at least. Most of the girls in the village have broken their hearts over him at one time or another. I can’t see the attraction.”
Clearly, Heather Cartwright did not feel any affinity for the copper as she observed him coming down the street.
Hamish, Lochdubh’s village constable, was strolling along the pier that lay outside the hotel, his hat pushed on the back of his head, and his hands in his pockets. He was very tall and thin and gawky. His uniform hung on his lanky frame, showing an expanse of bony wrist where the sleeves did not reach far enough and a length of woolly Argyll sock above large regulation boots. He removed his peaked hat and scratched his fiery red hair. Then he reached inside his tunic and thoughtfully scratched one armpit.
Their latest fishing-students were arriving that day, and ever since three years before, when they started the fishing school, they never had any complaints of any kind. However, it was clear from the minute the new group stepped into the hotel, that it wouldn't be the same this time.
One of the students, Lady Jane Winters, must have had a need for an assisted suicide, since she wasted no time to start intimidating the other members of the group with tidbits of information from their pasts which instantly created an animosity towards her. It did not take long for each of them to express the wish that she should be killed. Apart from including the hotel owners in her threats, she even did her homework on Macbeth.
In her high and loud voice with a peculiarly grating edge, she said:
"Were I not aware of the impoverished circumstances of your family," said Lady Jane, "I would stop you from scrounging coffee. Six little brothers and sisters to support, eh? And your aged parents in Ross and Cromarty? So improvident to have children when one is middle-aged. They can turn out retarded, you know.”
Unlike the others cringing in discomfort and silent hatred, Hamish had no intention of standing back for her bullying: Better they turn out retarded—although they’re not—than grow up into a silly, fat, middle-aged, barren bitch like yourself,” said Hamish with a sweet smile.
He instantly became the hero of more than just the new group of students. Even John and Heather changed their minds. It became clear why the village loved their copper and would help him wherever they could. He was also not a man who could easily be intimidated or scared off anything.
It turned out that Hamish took care of his family. As in many Celtic families, it was taken for granted that the eldest son would remain a bachelor until such time as the next in line were able to support themselves. Hamish had deliberately chosen the unambitious career of village constable because it enabled him to send most of his pay home.
When the worst happened, the next important characters in the series are introduced: brutish, demanding, bully, Police Chief Detective Blair—He called Hamish lazy, half-witted, and useless;
Decent hardworking Detectives Jimmy Anderson and Harry McNab.
Community members:
Angus MacGregor—a layabout who lived on the other side of the village;
Priscilla Halburton-Smythe, daughter of class-conscious and snobbish Colonel James Halburton-Smythe. Their new beau as possible husband material for their precious daughter is John Harrington, son of Lord Harrington.
But something was stirring between Priscilla and the so not suitable Hamish.
Some of the characters earned the badge of being a FEB - F..cking English Bastard.
The mix is on and in this 179-page, fast-paced, political incorrect, satirical saga, we discover the brilliance of Hamish Macbeth, and the mystical beauty and magic of the village of Lochdubh, in the Sutherland country of the north-eastern Highlands of Scotland.