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167 pages, Kindle Edition
First published June 1, 2012







Oooooooo! The Joker being all crazy. Again. Who fucking cares anymore? How about a decade without Joker to make his pasty face relevant again. At least Tony S. Daniel added some freak called the Dollmaker to shake things up, and speaking of Daniel, he is the best Bat-artist (at least in my estimation) working on a Bat-book today.Batman Detective Comics #2
Not much detecting happening in this "Detective" comic, and it is the detecting that I have always loved about Detective Comics. I have never been a big fan of Batman as Dark Knight, having first loved him as Batman, The World's Greatest Detective. Now, though, he is just NSA Batman, and his Holmesian detection skills are long gone, having been replaced by torture, hyperactive surveillance and luck.Batman Detective Comics #3
Anyways, Bats walks into a trap, meets the Dollmaker, and we see that he's not alone. He is, it seems, the patriarch of a clan of skin peeling and knitting fiends (with one gratuitously-icky hot-naughty nurse. Not a fan of this touch, by the way), and they are all ready to rend the flexh off of Batman's body.
So ... Art good. Creepiness okay. Detection nil. Story barely keeping me interested.
The Dollmaker and his helpers are definitely spooky (and the wonderful art surely helps), especially the levels of control the Dollmaker has over his helpers (family), but none of it excuses Batman's torture of Jack in the Box. Batman tries to break Jack in the Box, one of the Dollmaker family, with the goal of making JitB reveal the location of the Dollmaker family. He beats him mercilessly, fails to make his victim talk, then realizes that JitB doesn't have a tongue and couldn't have spoken anyway. So what does Batman do? He kicks him in the face and fucks off. Wouldn't it have been cooler by far to have Batman detect something, like the location of the Dollmakers, instead? Maybe even that JitB was missing a tongue before the beating? Your damn right it would have.Batman Detective Comics #4
Oh yeah ... there are multiple Jokers too. Yawn.
The Dollmaker story comes to a rather abrupt pause. Batman is "captured" then fights a bunch of thugs altered to look like Joker, then the shit hits the fan and their is the usual amount of violence is handed out and the Dollmaker escapes, but at least the Penguin is mentioned, so there's a chance for a classic, not-Joker villain for a bit. I'm not counting the Dollmaker out, however.Batman Detective Comics #5
A short, short issue, this one. Batman protestors -- all sporting Joker masks -- are filling Gotham City's Old Grant Park, which pisses Batman off because he doesn't care about the public opinion that surrounds his "good works." He's too busy breaking up crime. Some masked bad ass shows up ahead of Batman during the crime he is trying to break-up, kills a bunch of gangsters, then slows Batman down and escapes. It starts and it's over, and then we're hanging out with the Penguin for a page at the grand opening of his Iceberg Casino. It is the most skeletal of stop gaps between issues where things actually happen (illness? lateness? I wonder what's to blame.). But there is a short story to fill space, so let's talk about that:Batman Detective Comics #6Russian Roulette--
This is a nice, tight little tale introducing us to an interesting alliance between Catwoman and Eli Strange, son of Hugo Strange, the great underused villain of Batman past. The art is gritty, scrappy, hard to make out, and generally too intentionally messy to be truly welcoming, but it is effective, and when Catwoman is shedding blood it expresses the killing mood well. I am curious to see how this will link to everything else, but I won't be surprised if there is no link at all.
Wham!!! Suddenly the story is all complicated and cool, although that short issue last issue could have gone a long way towards cleaning up the mess that is this issue. Too much happens too soon, and before we know it Batman and Bruce's lover, Charlotte, are in a trap.Batman Detective Comics #7
Still, Penguin is busy playing the mastermind, putting a bunch of crimelords and supernaturally talented thugs under his thumb. Meanwhile, some jackpot named Snakeskin and his cycloptic colleague seem to be helping Penguin trap and do away with the Bat, being the hands in Penguin's typicaly hands-off scheming.
And there was a little bit of genuine detection going on at the beginning of the story. Unfortunately the detection had already happened and we were only "told" about the detection, but it was nice to see a hint of detection that had nothing to do with assault even if it was only narration in three panels. It's something, at least.
This underwhelming arc comes to a close much too quickly. Too complex for two issues. Once again a lack of any serious detecting by Batman (most of his conclusions this time come from stumbling upon things as they are happening and everything to do with doggedness and nothing to do with intelligence). No emotional core (as there was in New 52's Batman and Batman & Robin). And no clear consequences or conclusions. All of these flaws solidify that this is the worst opening for all of the New 52 Bat-titles, and considering the quality of the others it is a massive let down.