Stupidest Things Ever Said: Book of All-Time Stupidest Top 10 Lists

by Kathryn Petras, Ross Petras

Not just stupidity, but "obsessive" stupidity! Not just random stupidity, but organized stupidity! Here, from the celebrated collectors of the stupidest things ever said, it's the cre me de la cre me of stupidities, made even funnier and more compelling in an irresistible top 10 list format. Try one: The Top 10 Stupidest Actual Book Titles: 1. A Toddler's Guide to the Rubber Industry 2. Constipation and our Civilization 3. Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers 4. The Secret of Sphincters 5. A Pictorial Book of Tongue Coating 6. Life and Laughter 'midst the Cannibals 7. Be Bold With Bananas 8. Hand-Grenade Throwing as a College Sport 9. Collect Fungi on Stamps10. A Study of Hospital Waiting Lists in Cardiff, 1953-1954Plus lost-in-translation moments. Doubles entendres. Political speeches, foreign menus, traffic signs. Celebrities on literature, on homelessness, on revealing too much about themselves. Mangled cliche s and bizarre analogies, the wit of the witless and comedy of the clueless--never before have so many said something so dumb, now in one book.

Genres: Humor, Nonfiction

242 pages, Kindle Edition

First published October 12, 2011

Reviews

[Candy · Rating 3 out of 5]

People say the darnedest things.

[John Hanscom · Rating 5 out of 5]

I took a break from heavy reading for this, and laughed until I cried. I will read it again and again.