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The Returns
Alternate cover edition for ASIN: B00AFMVTBM
What happens if you arrive at the Pearly Gates before your time?
F.B.I Agent Bentley Clanton finds out the hard way as he is directed to a little-known area devoted to correcting glitches in the longevity system. The Returns Department specializes in finding appropriate bodies for “early arrivals” before sending them back to earth. It seemed an acceptable solution until Bentley realizes his new body includes long velvety ears, four stubby legs with giant paws and a tail. Helping him adjust to life as a Basset Hound is his rookie Guardian Angel, along with three other canine Returns.
Laugh along as a delightful Golden Retriever, a feisty Chihuahua, and flamboyant Westie join Bentley to form an unlikely brotherhood of crime-fighting heroes. The Returns takes you on a fun-loving, junk food eating adventure through the exciting streets of New Orleans during Mardi Gras.
What happens if you arrive at the Pearly Gates before your time?
F.B.I Agent Bentley Clanton finds out the hard way as he is directed to a little-known area devoted to correcting glitches in the longevity system. The Returns Department specializes in finding appropriate bodies for “early arrivals” before sending them back to earth. It seemed an acceptable solution until Bentley realizes his new body includes long velvety ears, four stubby legs with giant paws and a tail. Helping him adjust to life as a Basset Hound is his rookie Guardian Angel, along with three other canine Returns.
Laugh along as a delightful Golden Retriever, a feisty Chihuahua, and flamboyant Westie join Bentley to form an unlikely brotherhood of crime-fighting heroes. The Returns takes you on a fun-loving, junk food eating adventure through the exciting streets of New Orleans during Mardi Gras.
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First published November 28, 2012
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About the author
M.K. Clinton
2 books32 followers I'm what you can refer to as a GRITS...Girl Raised In The South. I've been married to my best friend for over 30+ years. We have two grown children both are newlyweds. Along with them, we have a four-legged hairy child, Bentley, who is trapped in the body of a Basset Hound. He is not married and plans to live at home with us forever. For the time being, we have our granddog Pierre, the Westie. The four of us enjoy playing, making each other laugh, and spending time together. I love writing The Returns series, it gives me a chance to play with my pets that crossed the Rainbow Bridge to wait for me. Each of them left big paw prints on my heart. Blogging is a passion for me and I am having a great time. I've met many new friends and discovered a whole new world of other crazy dog people! I absolutely love reading. I can get lost in a good book for hours. My husband and I are huge LSU football fans. You can hear us screaming every Saturday during game time. I appreciate all of my loyal readers and those of you that just hopped in to see me. Drop by to visit me at "Barking from the Bayou." http://www.mkclinton.com
In her debut novel, The Returns, M. K. Clinton explores the brotherhood of unlikely friends Bentley, Tucker, Pierre, and Bones as they sniff out crime in NOLA. Showstoppers, the second book in The Returns series follows the gang's adventures as they stop a ring of dognappers.
In her debut novel, The Returns, M. K. Clinton explores the brotherhood of unlikely friends Bentley, Tucker, Pierre, and Bones as they sniff out crime in NOLA. Showstoppers, the second book in The Returns series follows the gang's adventures as they stop a ring of dognappers.
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August 19, 2013
I had such fun writing The Returns! The animals in my book are pets who have shared my life. Although some have passed away, they each left paw prints on my heart. In writing about them, I have been able to bring them back to life and enjoy their company once again. I hope readers enjoy my story and that it brings some laughter into their day!
December 23, 2012
So funny! Great debut from Ms. Clinton!
December 7, 2017
Good Clean Fun! What a Great Story!
I chose this book to try something different from my usual genres and I'm glad I did! This is an interesting and unusual story and I hope the author has written other books that I will find when I finish here and go search. I'd recommend this book to anyone. It is good clean fun, intelligently written, suitable for all ages. Enjoy!
I chose this book to try something different from my usual genres and I'm glad I did! This is an interesting and unusual story and I hope the author has written other books that I will find when I finish here and go search. I'd recommend this book to anyone. It is good clean fun, intelligently written, suitable for all ages. Enjoy!
July 19, 2014
What a hoot!
I picked this up as a suggestion from a friend as I fancied something light and humorous - and I wasn't disappointed.
Take one (dead) FBI agent, re-incarnate him in the body of a Basset Hound and send him back to finish his last case, along with several other 'returns' also connected with the villain: Bones, former World Champion Featherweight boxer, now a Chihuahua; fashion designer and computer hacker extraordinaire, Pierre the flamboyant Westie; Tucker the Golden Retriever and former Navy SEAL, and Faith, the beautiful one-time fashion model and now their (probationary) angel whose task is to take care of them.
Faith can't cook, Tucker's enthusiasm knows no bounds (I've owned Golden Retrievers - he's perfectly cast!), particularly when it comes to diving into water, Bones struggles to remember how tiny he is, but has a useful line in dodgy contacts, and Pierre would rather be at his sewing machine. Add in Bentley's old partner who falls for Faith while trying to figure out the case that killed his best buddy, and you have a fine, fun romp.
I will admit I struggled at first with the impossibility of what the dogs could do with their paws (operate computers, sewing machines, be car mechanics and drive) but if you can cope with that, this book is well worth a read just for the oh-so typical doggy characteristics of the characters and the colourful New Orleans setting.
And of course, the villain gets suitably taken down at the end!
I picked this up as a suggestion from a friend as I fancied something light and humorous - and I wasn't disappointed.
Take one (dead) FBI agent, re-incarnate him in the body of a Basset Hound and send him back to finish his last case, along with several other 'returns' also connected with the villain: Bones, former World Champion Featherweight boxer, now a Chihuahua; fashion designer and computer hacker extraordinaire, Pierre the flamboyant Westie; Tucker the Golden Retriever and former Navy SEAL, and Faith, the beautiful one-time fashion model and now their (probationary) angel whose task is to take care of them.
Faith can't cook, Tucker's enthusiasm knows no bounds (I've owned Golden Retrievers - he's perfectly cast!), particularly when it comes to diving into water, Bones struggles to remember how tiny he is, but has a useful line in dodgy contacts, and Pierre would rather be at his sewing machine. Add in Bentley's old partner who falls for Faith while trying to figure out the case that killed his best buddy, and you have a fine, fun romp.
I will admit I struggled at first with the impossibility of what the dogs could do with their paws (operate computers, sewing machines, be car mechanics and drive) but if you can cope with that, this book is well worth a read just for the oh-so typical doggy characteristics of the characters and the colourful New Orleans setting.
And of course, the villain gets suitably taken down at the end!
June 19, 2017
Loved this
Fun, entertaining. A little silly at times but gives you good laugh out loud moments. It has action that keeps the story moving so you hate to put it down. Loved it!
Fun, entertaining. A little silly at times but gives you good laugh out loud moments. It has action that keeps the story moving so you hate to put it down. Loved it!
June 23, 2013
I got a tremendous amount of enjoyment from this book. Very clever and HIGHLY entertaining! It gives the term "good fun" a whole new twist, as an Angel, a cat and four wonderfully believable dogs (oh, and one FBI agent) struggle to bring a really, really bad man to justice!
The dogs characterizations were spot-on. I could hear and see these guys in my head the whole time I was reading. Have I said it was funny? Ah, the pictures in my head! If you are a dog lover, this is absolutely a book you should read. The characters of the dogs are perfect for their breeds, as well as for the personalities of the people they used to be. Back before they had an "oops" moment that sent them to the "Heavenly Returns Department" upstairs. Oh, well, even angels make the occasional mistake!
If you have a great sense of humour, a good attitude and the ability to "make yourself comfortable" with dogs who sew costumes, work on car engines and generally behave like I can imagine my own dogs behaving, don't miss this one. I am eagerly watching for the next!
The dogs characterizations were spot-on. I could hear and see these guys in my head the whole time I was reading. Have I said it was funny? Ah, the pictures in my head! If you are a dog lover, this is absolutely a book you should read. The characters of the dogs are perfect for their breeds, as well as for the personalities of the people they used to be. Back before they had an "oops" moment that sent them to the "Heavenly Returns Department" upstairs. Oh, well, even angels make the occasional mistake!
If you have a great sense of humour, a good attitude and the ability to "make yourself comfortable" with dogs who sew costumes, work on car engines and generally behave like I can imagine my own dogs behaving, don't miss this one. I am eagerly watching for the next!
February 4, 2014
Gotta love ghosts, angels and dogs!
This comedy has one of the most original story lines I have come across in a long time. It is truly a feel good book! A group of people die before their time, they are sent back as animals and an angel so they can solve a crime. The four dogs and one cat live with the most beautiful guardian angel out there. This angel is probably the world's worse cook, but they all love her anyways. The Golden Retriever usually says the blessing before the meal, and you guessed it - he prays for better food. Each of the dogs bring a special talent or two that they had when they were human. One of them was a designer and now makes them all costumes; another can fix cars, and so on. Can you imagine a small dog at a sewing machine or a basset hound trying to undo the lug nuts on a flat tire? Besides being hilarious, the book is for the most part PG rated, so the tweens at your house can enjoy the book with you. The author says this will be a series, if so; I cannot wait for book 2.
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August 21, 2013
This is definitely a delightful little read, and dog lovers would especially enjoy this. I could easily visualize it as a Disney movie, and I think kids in particular would love this novel. Oh, and I absolutely love the cover! It fits in perfectly with the story.
January 17, 2014
So sweet
I loved this book and can't wait to read the next one. I have 2 dogs and one feisty cat. I talk to them all the time and would love to have a conversation with them and have them talk back. This is a make you feel good book. M.K., thanks.
I loved this book and can't wait to read the next one. I have 2 dogs and one feisty cat. I talk to them all the time and would love to have a conversation with them and have them talk back. This is a make you feel good book. M.K., thanks.
June 6, 2016
I first thought this book lacked the comedy and entertainment that I like to read. I'm glad that I took the time to finish the story. Entertaining, funny and downright believable if you're a pet owner and thinks your pets talk to you.
December 14, 2014
The Returns review
The Returns is an adorably cute and funny story. It's about four people who died and returned to earth under the guardianship of a newbie guardian Angel. This is a series by author M.K. Clinton.
The Returns is an adorably cute and funny story. It's about four people who died and returned to earth under the guardianship of a newbie guardian Angel. This is a series by author M.K. Clinton.
May 3, 2017
Captivating
So cute. Excellent, entertaining and fun to read. The plot was way cool especially if your a dog lover. Good story and all in my favorite city the Big and Easy - New Orleans.
So cute. Excellent, entertaining and fun to read. The plot was way cool especially if your a dog lover. Good story and all in my favorite city the Big and Easy - New Orleans.
May 24, 2015
Light mystery
Light mystery. This is a light mystery and well written. I look forward to the next book. I do find it hard to buy into the fact that the dogs can do all that is written, but is it is fiction after all.
Light mystery. This is a light mystery and well written. I look forward to the next book. I do find it hard to buy into the fact that the dogs can do all that is written, but is it is fiction after all.
March 14, 2016
Awesome!
I enjoyed every minute of this book. I have three dogs and a cat and I wish I could talk to them. But we understand each other just fine. Thanks for the great book. I look forward to reading more.
I enjoyed every minute of this book. I have three dogs and a cat and I wish I could talk to them. But we understand each other just fine. Thanks for the great book. I look forward to reading more.
April 25, 2013
Such a fun book to read! Kind of reminded me of something Disney would make a movie out of! Hope she continues to write more about "The Retuns".
May 31, 2013
I absolutely LOVED this book! The Returns have huge personalities and will keep you laughing! I can not wait to read about their future adventures!
September 22, 2013
This is not the type of book I usually read, but having said that, I found this book to be a quirky, fun read, which will no doubt be a big hit with dog lovers as well as mystery fans.
October 16, 2013
Wow Wow Wow!
I loved it...every bit. Very inspiring and sweet.
I loved it...every bit. Very inspiring and sweet.
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November 1, 2013I don't normally read these kind of books but I really enjoyed it.
June 2, 2015
Humor, romance, adventure, fun, and even a few tears can't wait to start Showstoppers!
April 26, 2018
Fast paced warm and just too funny
Anyone who loves Christ ,animals and believes in Angels is in for the funniest adventure the mind can imagine. A warm and hilarious story to be sure. Trust me, you will feel enlightened and keep the tissues handy. The humor and blessings abound. Best reading time I've had in years. The world needs more of these stories to be sure. So looking forward to next book.
Anyone who loves Christ ,animals and believes in Angels is in for the funniest adventure the mind can imagine. A warm and hilarious story to be sure. Trust me, you will feel enlightened and keep the tissues handy. The humor and blessings abound. Best reading time I've had in years. The world needs more of these stories to be sure. So looking forward to next book.
March 22, 2018
A thriller with a twist.
I really enjoyed this book. It was a real page turner. It was an exciting and fun read. The characters aren't your normal wannabe sleuths. I look forward to reading the second book in the series.
I really enjoyed this book. It was a real page turner. It was an exciting and fun read. The characters aren't your normal wannabe sleuths. I look forward to reading the second book in the series.
January 11, 2019
A very unusual but funny book. When someone dies before their time, they are returned but in a different form. A Seal, a FBI agent and others come back as dogs, watched over by a guardian angel who also is a return.
November 23, 2018
A very cute story for anyone who loves dogs! Very entertaining!
April 28, 2023
The Returns
Good fun!
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May 18, 2023
Not my cup of tea.
September 4, 2013
3 stars for the interesting story and characters. But it needs work on POV. The point of view shifts too often and unpredictably, sometimes initially confusing.
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