In the Velociraptor's Nest

by Christie Sims, Alara Branwen

Warning: This is a tale of beast sex. This story was written to unlock your darkest fantasies and innermost desires. It is not for the faint of heart and is not your mother's erotica. All of the sexual descriptions found in this book are very explicit in nature. It's not suitable for someone under 18 years of age. Read at your own risk.

Azog is an underappreciated cavewoman in her tribe. The cavemen treat her like a piece a meat. They force her legs open and do as they please to her. Azog cannot even resist unless she proves herself as a hunter. When she goes out in search of fresh meat, she discovers a clutch of baby velociraptors and decides to kill them and triumphantly bring them back to her tribe. That is, until their father shows up and blocks Azog’s way out of the cave. Azog must use all of her womanly wiles to get out of the cave, which includes doing things she had never dreamed of.

Words: 5,250

Genres: Smut, Short Stories

26 pages, Kindle Edition

First published September 30, 2013

Reviews

[Yvonne (the putrid Shelf) · Rating 3 out of 5]

2.5 stars

What in the raptor dick did I just read?

[Steph's_Creepy _Reads · Rating 3 out of 5]

No I didn't read this as part of a dare. You have ruined Jurassic Park for me mate. I cannot unvisualise this. How was your Sunday night? Oh I read about a cavewomam with moccasins having a good old ride on a raptor.

[Steph · Rating 1 out of 5]

Azog the cave woman wants the D. D for dinosaur!

My friend gave me this book because she knew my curiousity would get the better of me. Please excuse me while I go hunt her down like a cavewoman chasing a velociraptor.

[Glance Ghoulish · Rating 2 out of 5]

Read as our Book clubs outrageous book of the month.

It was certainly outrageous, if you've ever wanted to read an erotic story about a Velociraptor sh****ng a woman.... then this is the one for you.

Going in Raw with a Love story ending 🦕🦖

2 stars for comedy factor.

[Natasha Da Fonseca · Rating 2 out of 5]

Well, yup, that was just straight up Dino 🌽
I'm not mad about it

[Chanel Chapters]

instead of choosing the bear over a man, she chose the velociraptor

[Megan · Rating 3 out of 5]

In reading the news regarding the re-casting of Christian Grey in the 50 Shades of Gray movie, I came across an article (on MTV.com I believe) about other erotic books to read while awaiting the movie to come out that listed this series. I thought to myself "Really, How is that possible. OMG my curiousity has been peaked. I need to figure this out." So I picked up this book (more like short story) and OMFG WHAT DID I READ! Plot is terrible (but really what did you expect), sex scene was ridiculous and graphic (VERY VERY GRAPHIC), so many grammatical/formatting/typographical errors. Over all this was horrible, HORRIBLY AWESOME! I lol'd and blushed and couldn't stop myself from say WTF did I just read, so I bought the next one, and the next one, and the next one, 7 dinosaur erotica "books" in total. They are terrible, hysterical, graphic, and amazing all in one. I branched out to the author's Dragon and Werewolf stories, those are just terrible. I'm almost ashamed to say I enjoyed these, but I did, and I actually am ashamed. I don't recommend to anyone, that would be way to embarrassing. I didn't even want to list them, but I'm trying to track everything I read. So DON'T READ THIS BOOK! AND DON'T SEARCH MY READ LIST AND SEE HOW MANY OF THEM I'VE ACTUALLY READ!

[Shantell Powell · Rating 2 out of 5]

Well, then.

It's about what you might expect, I suppose.

[mina · Rating 1 out of 5]

the dinosaur being kinda toxic was crazy

[Alicia Jeanne · Rating 1 out of 5]

Listen. I never claimed to have any self-respect for myself, and apparently, I am going to continue to prove that. I had lunch with a friend where she had mentioned to me, she found a smutty romance novel starring a velociraptor. I didn’t believe her, so of course I had to look it up myself. In the Velociraptor’s Nest is the first story I stumbled across that was also on Kindle Unlimited, so yes. Yes, I did read it.

I went into this, expecting this to be a short romance novel, and I was wrong. This is literally just a short story that is approximately 5500 words. Reading the blurb tells you the entire story and yet I still took the time to read it.

That being said, why does this book read like a weird prompt someone was given, and they just ran with it. And while we are questioning things, WHY WAS THIS SO GOOD! Before you have me committed, let me back my train right up and say, the dinosaur sex part was weird and I cringed many many times. And the velociraptors member was described in GREAT detail. Enough detail that it kind of sounded like it was infected and oozing, but that is besides the point. The story itself, was good. The writing was good. And I am incredibly angry I took the time to read this because somehow it ended with me wanting to know more about the life Azog was going to be living with her three new children and velociraptor husband.

Overall – If you choose to read this short story, great. I tried to warn you, but you have a blast. This was a weird book. A super weird short story that I deeply regret reading. That being said, will I continue to read books in this genre….. Yes. Now that I know it exists, I have to see where it goes.

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[Raven Reads · Rating 2 out of 5]

I read it ,, did I enjoy it not so much

[Emily | TheHauntedShelf · Rating 4 out of 5]

The important thing is that they both had a great time.

[Sarah · Rating 1 out of 5]

Not for me, but maybe one for you? 😂
Read as part of a book club monthly read

[Lela · Rating 1 out of 5]

What the hell is this stuff that I Fucking Love Science has brought into my life? It's like a car crash. I just can't look away.

[Deborahanndilley · Rating 1 out of 5]

uhhhh..... I'm not sure if this was awesome or horrible.