🥃 Book Review: Pretty Fly for a White Guy #1
By The Bourbon Sipping Bibliophile
Rating: ⭐⭐⭐ (3/5)
Vibe: Messy Romance • Toxic Temptation • High Heat • Peak Shenanigans
Genre: BWWM Interracial Romance, Contemporary Novella
🥃 The Pour: Heartbreak, Chaos, and a Double Shot of Bad Decisions
Let me tell you right now—Pretty Fly for a White Guy #1 is not a quiet, reflective “let me heal and journal my feelings” kind of breakup book.
Oh no.
This novella is a full-contact emotional sport, where heartbreak meets high heat, and common sense gets KO’d in round one.
Nicole wants to move on.
Nicole tries to move on.
But Nicole is also caught in a gravitational pull so strong that NASA should study her situationship with Kenneth.
Kenneth—fine, toxic, unavailable, and dating her ex–best friend—comes barreling into her life with the confidence of a man who has no business feeling that bold. Meanwhile, sweet Joshua is standing there, offering peace, affection, and sanity—three things Nicole simply does not have the bandwidth to receive.
What unfolds is a novella’s worth of emotional whiplash, relationship chaos, and enough bad decisions to fill a reality TV season.
And honestly? It’s entertaining as hell.
🥃 What Went Down Smooth (The Entertainment Factor)
🥃 The Spice Hits
When this book gets hot, it gets hot.
Steam level? High.
Regret level? Also high.
But that’s the fun.
🥃 Beautiful, Glorious Drama
If you love watching a character crash headfirst into the same mistake wearing a blindfold and heels?
This is your jam.
Nicole’s life is a mess, but it’s a deliciously bingeable mess.
🥃 Patrice, Patron Saint of Sense
Patrice deserves her own book, her own spinoff, her own reality show—something.
She brings clarity, comedy, and the exact “girl, PLEASE” energy Nicole desperately needs.
🥃 The Notes That Needed More Aging (Constructive Critique)
🥃 The Toxic Cycle Needed More Layers
Nicole and Kenneth’s push-pull is entertaining, but the story spends so much time in that loop that emotional complexity gets replaced with repetition.
I wanted a little more depth to why Nicole keeps diving back in.
🥃 Joshua Needed a Better Exit Plan
This sweet man was set up like a trap made of kindness and cuddles, only to be tossed aside.
Watching Nicole mirror the very betrayal she’s recovering from?
Oof.
That hits the bourbon a little sharp.
🥃 The Cliffhanger Chooses Violence
Ending on maximum chaos without even a small cooldown sip?
Bold.
Audacious.
Slightly rude.
But I’ll admit—it did make me reach for book two immediately.
🥃 Final Sip
Pretty Fly for a White Guy #1 is a quick, steamy, wildly messy novella that asks one question:
What if your heart’s worst decision is also your biggest temptation?
Nicole is stubborn, chaotic, and allergic to good advice—but her journey is addictive, dramatic, and soaked in heat.
If you enjoy:
✨ toxic-but-entertaining romance
✨ rebound disasters
✨ friends yelling “DON’T DO IT” into the void
✨ messy protagonists who need therapy and holy water
…then this novella will scratch that itch.
Grab your bourbon, grab your popcorn, and brace yourself.
Nicole is going to make every wrong choice—and you’re going to enjoy every page watching her do it.