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Stupid 911 Calls
A collection of 45 ridiculous 911 emergency calls, submitted by 911 Call Center Operators across the U.S.Dedicated to you, the Taxpayer who funded these A quick 10-minute read of humorous quotes from real calls.Just enough for a grin of the day!
- GenresHumorNonfiction
15 pages, Kindle Edition
First published December 24, 2011
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June 14, 2020
This is exactly what is says it is. Stupid 911 calls. And man, I cannot believe..well, actually I can. And that's just sad.
Would have rated it higher but it is so short! Did not expect that. I figured I was getting 40 or 50 pages. Alas, it was not to be. Still a whole heck of alot of fun though.
Read it unless you are afraid you w ill lose all hope in humanity if read. And the thing is..you just might. Maybe it's a good thing it's so short. Looking forward, (sort of) to book two.
Would have rated it higher but it is so short! Did not expect that. I figured I was getting 40 or 50 pages. Alas, it was not to be. Still a whole heck of alot of fun though.
Read it unless you are afraid you w ill lose all hope in humanity if read. And the thing is..you just might. Maybe it's a good thing it's so short. Looking forward, (sort of) to book two.
February 10, 2024
I saw this book pop up on Amazon last week, and it provided me with fifteen minutes of laughter today. Good book!
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August 29, 2019I called 911 because I felt ripped off by this book. I paid 99 cents for the book but only got 97 cents worth of laughs
August 11, 2023
Absolutely Awesome
I've worked as 911 operator for over 27 years. Some of these calls I've had similar, and some are new to me. Loved this book
I've worked as 911 operator for over 27 years. Some of these calls I've had similar, and some are new to me. Loved this book
May 23, 2026
Ngl pretty boring calls
January 15, 2025
***Some stories are not appropriate for young readers***
After reading The 225 Dumbest Lawsuits Ever Filed, I had my hopes up for a somewhat interesting and perhaps informative read.
Unfortunately Stupid 911 Calls missed the mark. The book separates the calls based on what type of emergency the call may be considered to fall under such as firefighter, postal, Homeland Security, etc.
The "stupid" element appears in various formats such as actual stupidity, events that can easily be interpreted another way given to misunderstanding, those thinking outside the box and just plain entitlement.
And in many cases these weren't really as much stories but instead snippets from those calls.
All in all it wasn't really worth reading and I will probably get rid of the book after letting my husband have a chance to read it.
After reading The 225 Dumbest Lawsuits Ever Filed, I had my hopes up for a somewhat interesting and perhaps informative read.
Unfortunately Stupid 911 Calls missed the mark. The book separates the calls based on what type of emergency the call may be considered to fall under such as firefighter, postal, Homeland Security, etc.
The "stupid" element appears in various formats such as actual stupidity, events that can easily be interpreted another way given to misunderstanding, those thinking outside the box and just plain entitlement.
And in many cases these weren't really as much stories but instead snippets from those calls.
All in all it wasn't really worth reading and I will probably get rid of the book after letting my husband have a chance to read it.
March 29, 2020
I should have expect less, after all it does have 'stupid' in the title. And it indeed is.
May 21, 2021
911 funnies
These are the funniest stupid 911 calls ever recorded! You should read them! I’m going to try to get the rest of the series FYI.
These are the funniest stupid 911 calls ever recorded! You should read them! I’m going to try to get the rest of the series FYI.
June 6, 2026
Loved it
Read it (twice in one sitting), loved it, bought copies for friends, especially the 9-1-1 operators I know. They plan on sending their own hilarities for the next edition. Definitely worth the time!
Read it (twice in one sitting), loved it, bought copies for friends, especially the 9-1-1 operators I know. They plan on sending their own hilarities for the next edition. Definitely worth the time!
December 26, 2016
Oh my
This was a good quick read and as SPOCK would say interesting. I like these kind of books that are short and sweet.
This was a good quick read and as SPOCK would say interesting. I like these kind of books that are short and sweet.
June 15, 2017
Not bad for a 2 minute read
This was very short and the calls were absolutely lame. Could have been much better. Very disappointed between the description and actual book
This was very short and the calls were absolutely lame. Could have been much better. Very disappointed between the description and actual book
April 28, 2018
Thank you
No one could be so stupid. If these are true we may need to cull out the morons from the population. Makes for fun reading, though.
No one could be so stupid. If these are true we may need to cull out the morons from the population. Makes for fun reading, though.
May 15, 2018
Funny book!
I like goofy story books. Light and funny read. It's Amazing what people will call 9 1 1 for SMH
I like goofy story books. Light and funny read. It's Amazing what people will call 9 1 1 for SMH
September 21, 2025
Love it. I am a daughter of a paramedic and love when my dad told me about his runs it reminded me of that.
April 3, 2026
required
It was funny and hard to believe but i still enjoyed it a lot I definitely recommend for whoever is looking for a good laugh
It was funny and hard to believe but i still enjoyed it a lot I definitely recommend for whoever is looking for a good laugh
March 3, 2016
So true
As a former first responder, people think I'm full off it when I say I responded to a stubbed toe, or a washer stuck on a mans genitals but I did on more than one occasions. I would love to read more of these
As a former first responder, people think I'm full off it when I say I responded to a stubbed toe, or a washer stuck on a mans genitals but I did on more than one occasions. I would love to read more of these
May 16, 2014
Stupid but good!
"Stupid 911 Calls" cracked me up! Most of the calls are hilarious, but the book is too short. Takes no more than 30 minutes to read it. 4 stars!
"Stupid 911 Calls" cracked me up! Most of the calls are hilarious, but the book is too short. Takes no more than 30 minutes to read it. 4 stars!
March 20, 2016
Good, but very short. Not worth the money .
It is very short. Cute , but if you are looking for these, you could probably find online for free.
It is very short. Cute , but if you are looking for these, you could probably find online for free.
August 3, 2021
Enjoyable
Some of these quotes actually ring true logicaly.enjoy the book,i did there are many you can relate to .buy it
Some of these quotes actually ring true logicaly.enjoy the book,i did there are many you can relate to .buy it
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