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DUMBASS
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ATTENTION REPUBLICANS! Please use this book to beat yourselves about the head until November 2008!
DUMBASS is the complete collection of outrageous quotes from President George W Bush, the world's most powerful moron. Both hysterically funny and utterly infuriating, DUMBASS escorts readers humorously through years of George's verbal carnage and leaves us wondering HOW and WHY someone so stupid was permitted to usurp America and orchestrate the greatest foreign relations disaster in history.
Not your average quote book, DUMBASS reflects W's own words through the unforgiving lens of popular culture and history as Carlysle utilizes clever quips, quotes, jokes and essays to draw greater (albeit disturbing) insight into the mind of this spectacularly and uniquely inept man.
A scathing combination of humor and serious commentary, DUMBASS is a book you will read, re-read and share with your friends for years to come. (Or until the end of the world...whichever comes first)
From the Publisher
DUMBASS Just Got Smarter! (the book, not the president unfortunately)
Horton Press is pleased to re-release DUMBASS in it's new revised and updated format.
Her book may be incredibly funny, but Carlysle isn’t just playing for "yucks." DUMBASS skewers Bush with his own words while delivering an opportunity for thoughtful analysis of how the issues shaping our future are mirroring the issues that shaped our past. More than just a funny quote book, Carlysle hopes DUMBASS drives home a much bigger message, that America and the very principles she holds dear are in imminent danger.
Carlysle says, "We are watching a poorly staged rendition of Wag the Dog, interpreted for the morbidly stupid and performed by the criminally insane."
You may not agree with everything she has to say, but it’s hard not to enjoy the way she says it.
ATTENTION REPUBLICANS! Please use this book to beat yourselves about the head until November 2008!
DUMBASS is the complete collection of outrageous quotes from President George W Bush, the world's most powerful moron. Both hysterically funny and utterly infuriating, DUMBASS escorts readers humorously through years of George's verbal carnage and leaves us wondering HOW and WHY someone so stupid was permitted to usurp America and orchestrate the greatest foreign relations disaster in history.
Not your average quote book, DUMBASS reflects W's own words through the unforgiving lens of popular culture and history as Carlysle utilizes clever quips, quotes, jokes and essays to draw greater (albeit disturbing) insight into the mind of this spectacularly and uniquely inept man.
A scathing combination of humor and serious commentary, DUMBASS is a book you will read, re-read and share with your friends for years to come. (Or until the end of the world...whichever comes first)
From the Publisher
DUMBASS Just Got Smarter! (the book, not the president unfortunately)
Horton Press is pleased to re-release DUMBASS in it's new revised and updated format.
Her book may be incredibly funny, but Carlysle isn’t just playing for "yucks." DUMBASS skewers Bush with his own words while delivering an opportunity for thoughtful analysis of how the issues shaping our future are mirroring the issues that shaped our past. More than just a funny quote book, Carlysle hopes DUMBASS drives home a much bigger message, that America and the very principles she holds dear are in imminent danger.
Carlysle says, "We are watching a poorly staged rendition of Wag the Dog, interpreted for the morbidly stupid and performed by the criminally insane."
You may not agree with everything she has to say, but it’s hard not to enjoy the way she says it.
556 pages, Kindle Edition
First published January 28, 2006
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May 28, 2018
Wonderful honesty.
Perhaps the best analysis of the Dubya presidency ever published. Every Christian should be on their knees in sackcloth and ashes over leaders like this. To reflect that this person was emplaced as president by a laughably corrupt political process only deepens the delicious irony. Carlysle Rules!
Perhaps the best analysis of the Dubya presidency ever published. Every Christian should be on their knees in sackcloth and ashes over leaders like this. To reflect that this person was emplaced as president by a laughably corrupt political process only deepens the delicious irony. Carlysle Rules!
September 16, 2024
Funny, but not something I'll read again.
December 21, 2008
414 pages in (of 530): I am truely hipboots deep in incoherence masquarding as bullshit. Of course, I'm reading these quotes on the toilet, so, in some wacked sense, it's incoherent humanshit. Buzsh's diarrhea of the mouth, as it were.
November 15, 2016
I find it ironic that this book, which makes fun of Bush's poor public speaking, went to press without any proofreading.
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