Air Force Two: Going Rogue

by Jeff Pollard

When Vice President Sarah Palin (Goose) meets Vladimir Putin (Pootsy), she accidentally sets off a chain-reaction of international incidents (Oopsie-daisies) culminating in a Russian attack on Alaska. In the middle of the crisis, President John McCain (Maverick) suffers a brain aneurysm (goes insane in the membrane), effectively making Sarah Palin (GMILF) the President of the United States. Sarah and her family (including her second pregnant teenage daughter) board Air Force Two for a historic trip to Washington where she will become the first female President (if you don't count Franklin Pierce) and confront Vladimir Putin head-on. En route to D.C., Air Force Two is hijacked and the Palin family is taken hostage. Can Sarah Palin Go Rogue and save the day? Can she save her family and the country? Will she ascend to the Presidency? Or will Speaker of the House Nancy "Crazy Eyes" Pelosi become President? Will Sarah's pregnant teenager give birth right at the climax of the action? Will Sarah learn the difference between North and South Korea? Will she finally realize that President Ford and Harrison Ford are not the same person? All these questions will be answered in the epic Air Force Going Rogue.

239 pages, Kindle Edition

First published October 19, 2012