1.5 stars. (one for the title, half for the innocent cattle)
Perhaps it wasn't entirely my cup of tea but it had its charms and I bought it because the title is brilliant and the question of Can a marriage of convenience lead to true love? combined with that title ... I was helpless against its wiles.
Also the hero keeps on comparing women to cows and is completely serious about it. I just ... obviously I had to read it.
Also - the final line in this quote cast me into HYSTERICS:
To his surprise, she flung her arms round his neck.
"Don't talk like that, Will! Don't ever talk like that! I need you in so many ways! I shall always worry that I forced you into a marriage that is distasteful. What have I to offer a man? I'm not even pretty!" And she burst into tears.
"Sarah! Sarah!" He lifted her face from his shoulder and kissed her on the mouth for the first time, kissed her good and long. "How do you go on about not being pretty!" He said when he drew away, smiling down at her. Her shook her slightly to emphasis his words. "I like your face well enough, I promise you. And I like your company, too. I believe we shall do very well together."
Then he patted her on the shoulder and walked back to his cows.
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also: warning - wasn't expecting it but there's a random moment where a woman - who we've never met before - is raped. It was a sudden change in tone that I wasn't very happy with.