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520 pages, Kindle Edition
First published January 1, 2002
The Girl Jones feels very much like a biographical story, not sure how much of it is or isn't true, but it's rather funny, and as someone who avidly avoided babysitting as a teen, I can totally relate to this story. Taken in the light of a silly, biographical tale, I didn't really find anything wrong with it that the author doesn't mention as being a mistake herself. Three stars, fine for young adult / teen and up.
Nad and Dan Adn Quaffy this is a short story for adults, other than the nudity and the innuendo, there isn't much else to the story except a clever play on phonical sounds and words. Overall plot could have been interesting if it had wandered a bit farther out of adult fantasy. One star, inappropriet for teens, not much better for adults.
The Plague of Peacocks is a sad cautionary tale and rather anti-religious. As far as language and such go, it is okay for teens, though a good discussion on the real motives of the Platts wouldn't go amiss. Two stars, older teens and up.
The Master is, quite frankly, mostly just creepy. Feels very like a fever dream from the narration and the weird stuff going on and from the poor resolution. Mildly disturbing content, off-stage animal violence against people, slight innuendo, alcohol use; two stars, adult only.
Enna Hittims is another good warning tale in how we treat the people around us, and letting your imagination run rampant. Violence, peril situations and some language, I would say only appropriet for older teens, though I think the pre-teens are more likely to actually "enjoy" the story. Two stars.
The Girl Who Loved the Sun I actually liked, it's a good story about running after the wrong things and the hurt it does to ourselves and others, particularly when you are chasing a lie. Painful situations and a sadder ending, three stars, young adult / teen and up.
The Fluffy Pink Toadstool is a good warning on being consumed by fads and is fairly anti-hippy (or hippy poser if you prefer). The aspect of the story that I didn't like, was how overall the family didn't respect one another, which in the end the mom learned a lesson, but the others didn't. They dealt with it by ignoring her and being rather hurtfull of her feelings. Two stars, young adult / teen and up.
Auntie Bea's Day Out is rather the same overall feel as the last story and Enna Hittums, though rather more clever and humorous. The story does end well for the heroes, but they don't really solve the problem. Three stars, young adult / teen and up.
Carruthers, taking into account this was written in the 70's (women's lib issues) it is a bit easier to see where she is coming from, but the main heroine and her father behave horribly to each other, and because of this cause problems for the other two sisters and her mother. Again, mutual respect would have gone a long way to solve their problems, but hitting is not the way to fix things. Peril situations, family fighting; two stars, older teen and up.
What the Cat told Me is actually a very clever tale of magic and intrigue and thwarting evil told from the perspective of a wandering cat that is perched on the reader's knee. Somewhat dark in tone, though it has a happy ending and slightly sensual (as when "the boy" sees a beautiful girl the cat doesn't understand until she figures "he wants kittens"), may also be some language but I don't remember for sure; three and a half stars (can I do that? Well, it is in my review so I don't see why not and it earned that half!), young adult / teen and up.
The Green Stone is a great play on the epic fantasy story, don't want to ruin the twist, but it is hilarious! Probably my biggest quibble is the fact that it ends in the middle of the action! Some scantilly clad characters, and an off screen zombie attack, but still a solid three stars, appropriet for young adult / teen and up.
The Fat Wizard is classic DWJ battle of the magics, with un-intended consequences. Pretty funny, some women's lib stuff, though generally the fault of the town jerk, slightly strange and perilous situations just barely avoided, three stars, young adult / teen and up.
No One is a rarer DWJ sci-fi, from the point of view of a robot who has to learn how to work with humans who don't explain very well and take a lot for granted, and machines who are doing their best to thwart it from petty jealousies. All while out manneuvoring kidnappers! It's quite fun, though there is some peril and some un-answered questions , overall, solid story; four stars young adult / teen and up.
Dragon Reserve, Home Eight, another DWJ classic in multiple universes, though this one tends to blend magic and science more than is usual. An interesting, ironical tale, that also ends rather in the middle of things, though change for the better is definitely in the air. (This story really reminds me of something else, but I can't place it! Maybe I'm just remembering it from a different collection.) Anyway, quite good, but doesn't feel as whole or as clever as I know DWJ can do, three stars older teen (darker contents) and up.
Little Dot, easily my favortie of the short stories, another "cat story" though this one is simply told from the perspective of the cat as the tale is happening. Strange things are happening on the moors, but fortunately for Henry, he is acquiring cats at a fast pace who just so happen to have the skills he needs to help him solve the riddle of the countryside. Little Dot and the other cats are the real stars here, as "their humans" are generally just along for the ride! Another very fun story, though Henry's sudden and short-livid live-in girlfriend is a definite negative, the rest of the story is quite clean with some violence, though that is generally off screen or only bluntly described . Four stars, older teen and up.
Now for the real piece de resistance, Everard's Ride, which is my favorite story in the book (yes, I know I said Little Dot was my favorite short story, but Everard's Ride is technically a novella, not a short story! :)). As it takes up a good third of the book, it's a bit harder to summerize in a couple sentences. Picture a mix of the good bits of Brigadoon, Downton Abbey and Lorna Doone, generally focused on four teenagers from two different families (one upper class, one farmers) thrown into a termoiled world that appears at certain times along a road into a bay. This other place has many similarities to the world the teens come from, such as language and some customs, but an entirely different monarchy and ruling class who are currently in a bad state as The Prince (main ruler, no King or Queen) has been murdered and his nephew, second to the throne after his son, is accused. Enter Alex, Cecelia, Harry and Susannah who must unravel the mystery, all while figuring out who to trust, what is the deal with Outsiders and how to explain themselves when they get home? A great historical/fantasy world, I wish DWJ would have spent more time here rather than on The Chronicles of Dalemark series (that wasn't nearly as interesting, and it got four books!). Ah-well! Swords and boxing style violence, there is some death though it happens off screen (after all, they are trying to figure out a murder mystery), otherwise clean, no language / sensuality issues. Five stars, young adult /teen and up.
(Did anyone else notice how not one of these stories was really juvenile section of the library material? Just because it is Diana Wynne Jones, do not assume it is a kids book!)