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194 pages, Kindle Edition
First published August 1, 2001
Sometimes you wake up in the morning and you just know it’s going to be the kind of day where you end up tied to a chair in a filthy garage while a pair of tooth-deprived lunatics torment you with a chainsaw…I know it’s what’s inside that counts, but these guys were seriously ugly. And their combined breath could probably be used as a Drano substitute. The larger lunatic, whose tee shirt was decorated in a fashionable tobacco stain motif…Great opening with a couple of psychotic, dentally-challenged hillbillies, and our boy quipping left and right.
There I was, wearing nothing but boxer shorts with a revolver protruding from my waistband, totally covered with dirt, blood, and assorted corpse residue, a gory rib bone in one hand and Foster’s martini in the other. Not the most attractive look, but not as embarrassing as my Prince phase.That is what I was looking for. I like that. The tone is playful and perfect and was a step in the right direction to try and salvage the story.