Jokes: Funny and Interesting Jokes You Could Tell to Have Fun Time with Family or Friends

by migs Adams

Lovers
Girl: loves you used to kiss my neck almost every day, but now??
Boy: Loves I still want to kiss you on your neck but the problem is you don’t have a neck anymore...

Rape victim
Judge: how many times did the rapist rape you?
Victim: 3 times your honor
Suspect: liar! I raped you 2 times… not 3 times!
Victim: Why is that the other one is not counted?? It’s just because I was the one who’s on top??

. Friends
Girl 1: you’re so beautiful
Girl 2: thanks! How I wish you were beautiful too.

.Now and then
Before: only teenagers wear short shorts
Now: even grandma’s wear shorter shorts!

Before: NO ID NO ENTRY
Now: No money No entry
Before: you will court the girl in their house
Now: you can go to your girlfriend’s house if she’s already pregnant
Before: only skin doctor’s touches girl’s skin
Now: it’s free to touch whoever you are
Before: the curfew for teenagers is until 10pm
Now: teenagers will start going out if it’s 10pm already
Before: only 18 and above can buy cigarettes
Now: 12 and below can buy cigarettes too

Taxi driver
One day the police stop the taxi driver
Taxi driver: what’s my violation sir? Police: nothing
Taxi driver: then why the hell did you stop me from moving?
Police: stupid! Am I not allowed to be your passenger??

In the bus
Passenger: How much is the transportation fees for the kids?
Driver: it’s free
Passenger: okay son! Sit down carry me.

45 pages, Kindle Edition

First published September 4, 2013