Don't Let The Hippies Shower

by Stephen Kruiser

Don’t Let The Hippies Shower explores Stephen Kruiser’s long-held contention that the most dangerous thing one can do with a hippie is clean him up and set him free in American society. Once there, he becomes a singularly devoted indoctrination machine, almost zombie-like in his pursuit of your child’s brain. Already in place at every level of our education system, this Hippie Invasion is preying upon the youth of America in ways that have become so commonplace that you may not even notice them anymore. Think of this as your field guide to the Resistance. Or as something you wish were available in print that you could use as a coaster. Whatever, pants are evil.

70 pages, Kindle Edition

First published September 12, 2013

Reviews

[Chris · Rating 5 out of 5]

I’ve been heartily enjoying Kruiser’s comedic writing and speaking style for years now and am glad his humor carries over into folded page format. His focus on the dire need for education reform reminds us we have to tackle one of the most serious issues society faces. Somehow you’re chuckling along and having fun with a serious topic. That’s Kruiser’s unique gift to the world.

[Leahna · Rating 4 out of 5]

Really enjoyed this book. At times though, it was just too true to be funny. I appreciate the way Mr. Kruiser can lay things out so that anyone can see the absurdity which is overtaking America. Keep up the fight.

[Jennifer Rust · Rating 5 out of 5]

Love this one!!!! You should all read it.

[Michael · Rating 5 out of 5]

Hysterically funny, a hoot, and of course provocative.
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[M.T. Bass · Rating 4 out of 5]

When I imagine hippies lathering up, I think of former Weather Underground members Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn slopping on Dial deodorant afterward, then getting jobs as college professors and helping get Barack Obama elected to the Illinois Senate, then the U.S. Senate, and finally to the Oval Office. What a strange journey from bombing the U.S. Capitol Building and the Pentagon. Ayers was an American elementary education theorist, so remember what both Abraham Lincoln and Vladimir Lenin said about education:

“The philosophy of the schoolroom in one generation is the philosophy of government in the next.” ~Abraham Lincoln

“Give me four years to teach the children and the seed I have sown will never be uprooted.” ~Vladimir Lenin

As a stand-up comedian, Kruiser is a bit snarky—sometimes overly so—however, he may be on to something.