In this sensational new book, one of Britain's favourite broadcasters details the thoughts and philosophies that have shaped his life. 'We're only here for a visit' is one of the Scottish firebrand's most determined mantras. Why worry about tomorrow when today can be so much fun. And if anybody tries to get in the way of the action, swat them away. Politicians? Forget it. They're in it for their own ends, not to improve our lives, according to the former Scottish football international who now addresses, in his own inimitable style, more than a million loyal talk "Sport" listeners each weekday morning. Traffic wardens, ticket collectors, life-style 'experts' and a whole truckload of other 'jobsworths' are in Brazil's sights in this very funny follow-up to the bestselling "There's an Awful Lot of Bubbly in Brazil."
If you like eating pans full of grease washed down with lashings of Buckfast and Irn Bru, this is the book for you. I bought this book thinking it was about the Rettondon Range Rover Murders. Disappointing. 3/10 John Middle America
A warning to the snowflakes- don't bother reading! Alan Brazil, with the help of Mike 'Porky' Parry comes for the woke brigade here and unleashes his common sense manifesto on the nation. A must read- especially in these times.