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Snuggling Up: 333 Things Not To Say In Bed
It remains axiomatic that as we mature in years and experience we are compelled to meet more demanding sexual situations with confidence and ease. True also is the certainty that an inappropriate word or turn of phrase at the wrong moment can spoil a potentially magical exchange of fluid betwixt many a would-be lover. Believe me when I say, I know this for a fact !
Ergo, the reason for writing this magnificent book should be obvious to all. I firmly believe a good working knowledge of what not to say will make all of us feel far more comfortable whenever the opportunity to express our lust arises.
Interestingly enough, some of my rudest and most objectionable lovers have been technically the most ‘correct’ when it came to boudoir banter. Conversely, many of my moistest, more lovable partners have displayed little more than an innate sense of what is right or wrong to pronounce to their newfound, potential target.
So who needs an advice book regarding what not to say in the bedroom ? The answer is simply ‘everyone’. Rich or poor, hairy or bald, anybody whoever hopes to successfully pitch woo requires at least an elementary knowledge vis-à-vis tête-à-tête.
Even the most sophisticated man or woman accustomed to a wide variety of carnal demands and lubricants cannot hope to memorize every single faux par applicable to this most crucial social contingency.
The human adult mind is cunningly contrived so that even if a person were to read this magnum opus twice, they would only retain details which had specific interest to them at the time of the reading.
Subconsciously, all other less vital data would be discarded as extraneous to their current lifestyle requirements. However, let some new chapter of life open his or her legs before them and this book will once more become an indispensable point of reference.
Even in primitive societies there were of course similar conventions apropos ‘pillow talk’, some of them as complex and inexplicable as the modern day mores detailed within these pages. Despite their original reasons or purposes being lost in the annals of time, still their acceptance remains unquestioned.
Therefore, consider if you will this to be a text book for the ages, an academic volume to be consulted often, dare I say ‘memorized’ by every man, woman and beast hoping for a few more notches on their respective holsters.
Obviously it is a charitable public service of historical significance I provide within these cherished pages, donating my worldly advice and experience to those less adept in the art of conversation within the bedroom.
However, and in conclusion, I’d like to think that if this outstanding digest helps make just two ugly people that little less lonely, then clearly my tireless effort has been worthwhile.
'Snuggling Up (333 Things Not To Say In Bed) is another in the series of self-help books from David De Silva, edited by Ross Aubrey, published through Llafeht Publishing (2011).
Others titles is the series include...
- Going Up (333 Things To Say And Do In An Elevator)
- Hooking Up (333 Lines That Have So Far Failed Me)
- Not Showing Up (333 Excuses For Not Turning Up to Work)
- Covering Up (333 Things You Shouldn’t Say In a Nudist Colony)
Ergo, the reason for writing this magnificent book should be obvious to all. I firmly believe a good working knowledge of what not to say will make all of us feel far more comfortable whenever the opportunity to express our lust arises.
Interestingly enough, some of my rudest and most objectionable lovers have been technically the most ‘correct’ when it came to boudoir banter. Conversely, many of my moistest, more lovable partners have displayed little more than an innate sense of what is right or wrong to pronounce to their newfound, potential target.
So who needs an advice book regarding what not to say in the bedroom ? The answer is simply ‘everyone’. Rich or poor, hairy or bald, anybody whoever hopes to successfully pitch woo requires at least an elementary knowledge vis-à-vis tête-à-tête.
Even the most sophisticated man or woman accustomed to a wide variety of carnal demands and lubricants cannot hope to memorize every single faux par applicable to this most crucial social contingency.
The human adult mind is cunningly contrived so that even if a person were to read this magnum opus twice, they would only retain details which had specific interest to them at the time of the reading.
Subconsciously, all other less vital data would be discarded as extraneous to their current lifestyle requirements. However, let some new chapter of life open his or her legs before them and this book will once more become an indispensable point of reference.
Even in primitive societies there were of course similar conventions apropos ‘pillow talk’, some of them as complex and inexplicable as the modern day mores detailed within these pages. Despite their original reasons or purposes being lost in the annals of time, still their acceptance remains unquestioned.
Therefore, consider if you will this to be a text book for the ages, an academic volume to be consulted often, dare I say ‘memorized’ by every man, woman and beast hoping for a few more notches on their respective holsters.
Obviously it is a charitable public service of historical significance I provide within these cherished pages, donating my worldly advice and experience to those less adept in the art of conversation within the bedroom.
However, and in conclusion, I’d like to think that if this outstanding digest helps make just two ugly people that little less lonely, then clearly my tireless effort has been worthwhile.
'Snuggling Up (333 Things Not To Say In Bed) is another in the series of self-help books from David De Silva, edited by Ross Aubrey, published through Llafeht Publishing (2011).
Others titles is the series include...
- Going Up (333 Things To Say And Do In An Elevator)
- Hooking Up (333 Lines That Have So Far Failed Me)
- Not Showing Up (333 Excuses For Not Turning Up to Work)
- Covering Up (333 Things You Shouldn’t Say In a Nudist Colony)
76 pages, Kindle Edition
Published January 3, 2023
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