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93 pages, Kindle Edition
First published July 10, 2023
"The world is made up of pairs, but I seem destined to remain solo."
“Why don’t we start by you telling me how much?”
"Women can’t spend all day making a meal—we’re working, too.”
“You have a job?”


“Siri, why can’t I say the word ‘whore’ anymore?”

“Talk to me about foreplay. Never heard of her.”
"I stand in the middle of the mall corridor watching as my boyfriend from the past enters Victoria’s Secret and strips the thong off a mannequin, shoving it into his pocket and walking back out, whistling casually."
"It was all women’s rights and a prissy attitude until I got my cock out, wasn’t it, sugar?”

“I don’t know what kind of whipped-ass mama’s boys you’ve got living in this century, but I ain’t one of them. I’m hard. I’m traditional. But you’re going to be so safe and satisfied with me, you won’t care. Do we have an understanding?”
”Siri, how do I make my beautiful future wife have an orgasm?” “How long does it take a woman to have an orgasm?” “Why in Jesus’ holy name does it take so long for a woman to have an orgasm?”
“Siri, why can’t I say the word ‘whore’ anymore?” “How should I speak to the girl I want to marry?” “Talk to me about foreplay. Never heard of her.” “What’s the best way to give a woman oral sex?”🤣💀



“But I can’t stop. I can’t, because she’s my love and my lust, all rolled into one. My perfect match. And she’s stripping me of my control so thoroughly.”