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A Blandings novel
Can the Empress of Blandings win the Fat Pigs class at the Shropshire Show for the third year running? Galahad Threepwood, Beach the butler and others have put their shirt on this, and for Lord Emsworth it will be paradise on earth. But a substantial obstacle lurks in the way: Queen of Matchingham, the new sow of Sir Gregory Parsloe Bart. Galahad knows this pretender to the crown must be pignapped. But can the Empress in turn avoid a similar fate?
In this classic Blandings novel, pigs rise above their bulk to vanish and reappear in the most unlikely places, while young lovers are crossed and recrossed in every room in Blandings Castle.
212 pages, Kindle Edition
First published January 1, 1952
I don't want to be censorious, Parsloe, but I must say that when you go about accusing the cream of the British aristocracy of pinching pigs... it looks like the beginning of the end. If that sort of thing is to become habitual, it seems to me that the whole fabric of society must collapse.
"If you like your baronets slender and willowy, you would not have cared much for Sir Gregory Parsloe." (36)Needing a bit of cheer, I decided to sneak in another Wodehouse. I was not disappointed—in fact, I am going to stick my neck out here and say that Pigs Have Wings is the funniest of the Blandings novels.


He paused, and said "Er."Where ever was there a love scene to match this, unless it us the balcony scene in Romeo and Juliet?
There was another longish silence.
"The moon," said Lord Emsworth, indicating it.
"Yes," said Maudie.
"Bright," said Lord Emsworth, paying it a well deserved tribute.
"Yes," said Maudie.
"Very bright," said Lord Emsworth. "Oh, very,very bright," and seemed for a moment to converse with easy fluency. But inspiration failed him, and with a "Quite, quite. Capital," he disappeared again.