The Thesis of this book is that the murder of Caesar was not tyrannicide but treason. He was murdered by senatorial assassins because he was a popular leader and threatened their entrenched interests. Instead of seeing him as a dictator, see his death as the end of seeing shades of democracy in Rome as it became replaced by the kind of absolutist rule you see in later Europe. Like an animal killed for the price of its fur, Caesar was killed to regain the oligarchy’s monetary grip on the roman people. Caesar had been using state power for small farmers, debtors and the urban proletariat, instead of only for the 1%. Elite Romans stripped their own poor, and then the poor of conquered lands. This book is about the Late Republic from 133 BC to 40 BC. The elites saw Caesar handing out crumbs to the masses as the first step towards “class revolution.” We were taught that Cicero, Cato and Brutus were defenders of Republican liberty, while Caesar was some kind of tyrant and usurper, but this book shows Caesar was murdered for moving against power and privilege on behalf of the poor.
Don’t trust the big Roman names you heard of growing up: Cicero was an elite douche bag bent on politically repressing all non-elites. Gibbon was an elite Richie Rich who abhorred the “wild theories of equal and boundless freedom” of the French Revolution; he loved the British Empire and keeping colonists (in the future US) from getting liberties. Reading these two will keep you from seeing the real picture of Roman history. They won’t dwell on the bad bits like Roman rape, slaughter, sacked towns, burned crops, and over-taxed humans. Truth you will find from Rome’s enemies like Caledonian chief Calgacus who said, Robbery, butchery, rapine, the liars call Empire; they create a desolation and call it peace.” Note that most of the names of historical chroniclers we were told to respect back in college (Herodotus, Thucydides, Cicero, Livy, Plutarch, Suetonius, and Tacitus) were entitled men who thought little of the common man. Juvenal however does give glimpses of what the Empire was really like. In 1919, economist Joseph Schumpeter attributed to the Roman Empire something we see today with the paranoid foreign policy of the US: “There was no corner of the known world where some interest was not alleged to be in danger or under actual attack.”
Roman life: Nero after becoming emperor kills his mother, his aunt, ex-wife and half-brother. “Almost half of all Roman brides were under the age of fourteen.” Roman life rested on the backs of slaves – slaves were one third of Italy’s population. Ranking next above slaves were propertyless proletariat. There was no public transportation, so tenements existed all over, and these buildings frequently collapsed as they were poorly built. Everywhere on the streets were large dirty pots filled with urine used to clean cloth. Olive oil was used as soap, electricity and butter. At night, only wealthy with bodyguards or robbers went out. Many people used non-slaves for work because if they died or were injured on the job, you didn’t have to pay them. A dead slave meant loss of your investment. Under 2,000 rich people in Rome qualified as its 1%. This 1% was called the nobilitas – an aristocratic oligarchy who had many slaves and servants. They relied on getting their wealth through “reducing others to poverty.” Freeing one’s slave was less altruistic and more cutting them loose when they were too old to be productive. Just as with blacks under Jim Crow, all male slaves no matter how old were called “boy”. As Fredrick Douglass noted, “The slave who has a cruel master wishes for a kind one, and the slave with a kind master wishes for freedom.” If a slave killed his master, other Roman slaves in the household suddenly faced torture or execution for not guarding their master. Slaves were often raped by their masters. “Slavers regularly catered to pedophilic tastes selling young boys and girls for sexual purposes. Depilatories were used to remove the hair on a boy’s body, keeping him as young looking as possible.”
The Story: Crassus was Roman consul with Pompey. Crassus was also a rich slumlord who’s earlier claim to fame was in killing Spartacus and crucifying 6,000 of his men. Where do you even find enough wood beams to do 6,000 crucifixions? Certainly not at Home Depot. Who would make them all? I wonder if Jesus was one of the carpenters. “Jesus Christ, are you late again? Don’t make me cross. Make me a cross.” Crassus has his head cut off by Parthians, thus ends the First Triumvirate and begins a civil war. Pompey is threatened greatly by the well-deserved popularity of Caesar, and turns on him. Caesar offers peace and for them both to disband their armies. Pompey rejects all negotiation and forces Caesar’s hand. Caesar crosses the Rubicon with 5,300 men. Caesar had a long history prior of trying to make allies with former enemies, but Pompey refused that. Three months after Caesar enters Italy, he is still trying to make peace with Pompey, but Pompey was surrounded by dirt bags like Cicero always throwing fuel on the animosity. Caesar takes Rome and Pompey flees to Greece and Lepidus nominates Caesar as dictator. “Dio says that Caesar committed no act of terror while dictator” and instead reforms and empowerments of the common person. Caesar resigns his dictatorship, rules as consul, and chases Pompey to Egypt where the Ptolemies kill Pompey. Caesar is so upset he kills Pompey’s assassins and makes his part-time floozy Cleopatra a co-regent of Egypt. “I’ll diddle and you’ll dawdle”. Caesar also remotely rules Rome and Roman peace is restored when Pompey’s son’s in Spain are defeated. Caesar returns to Rome and is showered and given the title “imperator perpetuus.” At this height of power, Caesar will only have six months to live. Barely enough time to invent his famous salad.
Famous Orator Cicero: Back in school we were told to be well-educated, we should read Cicero. Too bad none of us were told what an elitist douche bag he was. Cicero equated all change as subversion. Any attempt to alleviate public misery, meant racing towards revolution. Cicero was also a slumlord who milked the poor through rental income from his shoddy properties. He said if your ship is in trouble, throw an old slave overboard before a good horse. Note that today, most classical historians want you to like Cicero over Caesar. They won’t tell you that back in the days of Rome, the commoners hated him – on the last day of his consulship an angry crowd booed him into silence for “executing Roman citizens without a trial.” As Michael writes, “Cicero deplored even the palest moves towards democracy.” “He regarded the people as akin to criminals and degenerates” seeing them as “simply out for revolution.” He referred to “the artisans and shopkeepers and all that kind of scum” and “my army of the rich.” He wrote to a confidant “My only policy now is hatred of the radicals.” “During his tenure in office, Cicero lifted not a finger on behalf of the people”, and opposed all reforms, debt-cancellations, and land distribution. Optimates like Cicero pretend to be protectors of the people while operating as their “expropriators.” His buddies all “opposed land reform, rent control, and debt cancellation”. Cicero told others with a straight face that Caesar would show no mercy in “killing off the nobility” and “plundering the well-to-do” and he urged “extreme measures” against Caesarian forces. Cicero was also a lying obsequious sack of shit telling Caesar, “I think of you day and night” and “we will promise you sentinels and bodyguards” and “protect you ourselves with our own breasts and bodies.”
Caesar: Napoleon, Alexander and Hannibal began as military leaders. Caesar began as a politician. For nine years, Caesar gained control of all of Gaul and part of Germany. Pompey doesn’t turn on Caesar until his own wife (Caesar’s daughter) Julia, dies. Caesar was the opposite of Cicero. Cicero was an “optimate” (your standard elitist scum bag) while Caesar was known as a “popularis” (one who sided with the common people). Caesar was easily the most popular popularis in Rome’s history which made him then the biggest threat to the optimates. Caesar could have become an optimate but clearly won the people’s affection by remaining a popularis, a reformer for the people. Just like the countless Latin American and African leaders in the past century who were replaced or murdered by the US for offering their own people land reform, Caesar’s instituted land reform was a direct threat to Rome’s optimates. Cicero hated land reform and said so the moment he had gained power. The murder of Caesar was a Candy Gram to the Roman public that any future vocal popularis would most probably meet Caesar’s fate.
Reformers before Caesar were routinely killed. Tiberius Gracchus wanted to give uprooted families a chance to work the land. Optimates hated him because they had many illegal land holdings suddenly at risk. A gang of hired thugs murdered him and 300 of his supporters. Tiberius’s law actually had offered compensation to the rich, but he was killed for attempting “to reverse the upward redistribution of wealth.” “In time, land reform was entirely undone.” Tiberius had a younger brother named Gaius Gracchus who became the second most famous popularis after Caesar. He became tribune, created wonderful reforms, and was known as a great moral guy. You can imagine where that was leading – in 121 B.C. Gaius and 250 of his supporters were massacred. To stifle dissent, another 3,000 democrats were executed. Note that Cicero immediately approved of the murders. St. Augustine (who we were told to read back in school) also hated reform, Tiberius, Gaius and the populares.
It’s hard to understand Roman history until you understand which famous ancient authors were known bootlickers of the 1%. These bootlickers (like Cicero and Plutarch) referred to Roman reformers as “reckless demagogues” to publicly dismiss their actions. After Gaius was murdered, four more famous reformers were murdered for their trouble. Clodius is stabbed repeatedly on a highway for advocating free grain for the proletariat. Cicero then serves as the attorney for the guy responsible for Clodius’s murder.
Sulla was a major asshole, an army commander, and a dictator who undid as many reforms as possible, and note that he got a thumbs up from Cicero. Rome has a history of optimate launched death-squad attacks on populares who dared take up a popular cause. Today, we are more civilized, we simply deny populares like Bernie Sanders critical access to voters while accusing them of being today’s equivalent of a “reckless demagogue”. Why kill the person if it’s easier for your PR department to quickly kill anyone’s reputation? Willie Horton, anyone? Whether then or now the threat for the 1% remains the same - economic democracy. Today’s billionaires want what Brutus, Cato, and Cicero then wanted, the “un-trammeled right to accumulate as much wealth as possible at the public’s expense.”
Cato: Followers of the Cato Institute today won’t dare look at Cato’s long history as yet another bootlicker for the 1%. Or that Cato was hypocritically corrupt, by railing against corruption and bribery he himself engaged in.
Brutus: Caesar pardoned Brutus and treated him well, yet Brutus still murdered Caesar because his reforms would require Brutus and the 1% to give up a small amount of their wealth to help the less fortunate. Brutus was a money-grubbing assassin known for charging a whopping 48% interest when the standard rate was 12%. He arrogantly demanded debt from a Cypriot town called Salamis, and besieged it’s town council “until five of the elders starved to death.” Even Cicero thought Brutus was an asshole.
Caesar Critique: He extorted a lot of money from King Ptolemy of Egypt. He stole gold from the capitol itself. He pillaged temples and sacked towns. He was known for “extravagant expenditures”. His worst atrocity was slaughtering almost 40,000 at Avaricum “sparing neither those infirm with age nor women and children.” His treatment of Gallic leader Vercingetorix was unconscionable. For the crime of wanting his people to be free, Caesar kept Vercingetorix chained for six years and then publicly executed him. When Caesar was young, King Nicomedes frequently nailed him up the ass leading Caesar’s troops to sometimes sing, “Caesar conquered the Gauls, and Nicomedes conquered Caesar.” He had a few homosexual experiences later in life which political enemy Cicero taunted him for.
Caesar Good Stuff: When Caesar was viewing a public ceremony, he was approached twice by Antony with a diadem wreathed with laurel. In full view of the huge audience, Caesar refused it both times. The crowd went wild, because the Roman people were no fans of kings. “The era of kings (753-509 BC) had been a time of autocracy and repression” still well remembered four centuries later. Between 46-44 BC, Caesar “founded new settlements for veterans of his army, and for 80,000 of Rome’s plebs”. He organized public entertainments and feasts, helped with traffic flow, road maintenance, drafted ways to keep the Tiber from flooding the city. Know that Rome’s history was written by its well-to-do who had the funds and leisure to write it all down, and these well-to-do had their economic bias. Caesar dramatically increased the penalty for killing a fellow Roman citizen and he made landowners have fewer slaves and hire more freedmen. Brutus must have hated that Caesar kept usury rates low and had restricted suing by creditors, and restricted what creditors can do to debtors. “Caesar was the first Roman ruler to grant the city’s substantial Jewish population the right to practice Judaism.” Caesar gave citizenship to medical practitioners and “professors of liberal arts”. If Caesar was a dictator, his true threat was that his was a “dictatorship of the proletariat” a.k.a. “ruling autocratically against plutocracy.” Caesar’s reputation was for bravery in battle and uprightness in peace; he had enthusiastic support from the majority of the polity.
If Caesar was murdered to bring back the Republic as often said, why did his death neither bring back the Republic, nor show his assassins to be treated as saviors? Two days after murdering Caesar, Brutus was writing Cassius and Brutus that they should all flee Italy for the island of Rhodes while things chilled down back at home. Cicero wrote that such fleeing was a great idea, as Rome was “in the hands of traitors”. When danger reared its ugly head, they quickly turned their tails and fled. Unlike dictators, Caesar had pardoned opponents “and even assigned them honors”; his policy was reconciliation instead of retribution. Caesar pushed money lenders and big landowners but not as much as some of the democrats around him. Caesar was killed for going far beyond his predecessors; personal ambition was deemed fine, but not egalitarian sympathies. Remember that his crime wasn’t that Caesar had crossed the Rubicon, but that he had crossed the class line. Throughout history, whenever that happened such a reformer was called a “self-promoting demagogue” or “power hungry” to turn people against him. Dio said Caesar’s murderers acted out of jealousy of his progress and reputation. Suetonius and Cicero both privately recognized that Caesar had gone out of his way to court his enemies. As a populare, Caesar had been shut out of the optimate clan because they could see that Caesar would not protect their elite interest first before that of Rome itself.
The first book I ever read on Rome was by Michael Grant, a modern-day optimate ass-kisser. Michael wrote that Caesar was killed because his assassins “categorically refused to accept” one-man rule. If that were true, Michael, why did Cicero write in a private letter that “What we want is a leader, and a man of moral weight, and a sort of controller.” If that were true, Michael, why were optimates opposing Caesar well before the first time he ran for consul in 60 B.C.? If that were true, Michael, why did the optimates happily “hand dictatorial power to Pompey (in complete violation of constitutional practice) during the disturbances of 52 B.C.?” Optimates then gladly gave Pompey a dictatorship with veto proof rule! Note that Optimates eagerly jettisoned republican principles for Pompey yet murdered Caesar for jettisoning the very same republican principles. And many of Caesar’s assassins had been beneficiaries of Caesar’s largesse – one assassin Caesar had appointed to rule Gaul and another one he had empowered to rule Asia. What? You only gave me Asia? How dare you – now you HAVE to die. Caesar was trying to turn enemies into allies – cooptation not proscription. He hoped to avoid elite enmity and vengeance. Related: enmity and vengeance - two common themes of Italian operas. Power gives up nothing without a fight, or as George Orwell wrote, “Power is not a means: it is an end.”
Note that historically many tributes to Caesar and other reformers (like Gaius Gracchi) were given by the Roman people, but they never gave one to Cicero, Cato, Sulla, Catulus, Milo, Brutus, Cassius, “or any other prominent senatorial conservative.” Sulla showed no mercy to former enemies, while Caesar often spared their lives and avoiding using terror. When you hear about Roman circuses for the masses, remember that lots of rich went to them as well. “All the best seats are reserved for the classes with the most money.” Women had the worst seats up top, and behind them was standing room for the poor.
Early Christianity Critique: Michael Parenti’s thought is that one of the BIG reasons for the Dark Ages is because the Catholic Church intentionally shut off the common man from books. In pagan days, Roman libraries had up to 500,000 books, but when Christianity took hold, laypeople were suddenly forbidden access to books; secular books were downgraded by the Church and pretty much disappeared. By the 6th century, most monasteries had only 200 to 600 books - rare is the small-town bookstore today that doesn’t stock more books than that. Almost all of the huge amount of old pagan literature is now gone because Christian elites wanted it so, and thus rarely copied it. “If it’s worth knowing, we’ll tell you about it in church. Tend to your field, and we’ll tell you what to think”. Think of the Dark Ages as “Christianity’s crusade to eradicate heathen culture and scholarship.” Cool. Great insight by Michael.
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