The Filthy Time Machine: Mated and Milked by the Morlocks

by Amanda Clover

The Filthy Time Machine asks the most obvious question about H.G. Wells' where did the morlocks get their dairy products? Busty substitute teacher Joanna Parker is about to find out the answer when she is accidentally catapulted almost a million years into the future. Can Joanna escape to the present day in time to finish her science lecture about lactation or will she be a breeding cow for her morlock captors?This 15,000+ word time-traveling, tit-swelling adventure features m/f, f/f, threesome (m/f/f), and group sex, forced lactation, breast expansion, bondage milking, repeated monster breeding, lesbian cream pie licking, and tons of hot, sticky breast play. This is the filthiest time traveling adventure you have ever read. A smut-packed parody tribute to H.G. Wells' original.

Genres: Time Travel, Science Fiction, Erotica

52 pages, Kindle Edition

First published March 24, 2013

Reviews

[Lexxi Kitty · Rating 4 out of 5]

This is my seventh story by this author, and is one of the reasons I keep reading works by her. I mean, I've read 5 that I've rated two stars, you'd think I'd eventually take the hint and stop trying, but then I recall that not all of them ended up so lowly rated. That's a 2.57 overall rating, by the way.

So, this is a pornographic version of the Time Machine. And it's completely and utterly absurd. Well, the part in 'our' time. The lead character does not in the least make a convincing substitute teacher. That whole beginning teacher scene(s) seemed lifted from Japanese comics - which, in case it isn't generally known, seem to be obsessed with humiliating teachers.

So, yeah, story opens with a woman arriving at a school as a substitute teacher. Her first time at the high school level. Enters and learns that the next lesson, and the one she'll be teaching, involves lactation in mammals. She then proceeds to accidentally spill milk all over her top, soaking herself, and turning both her sweater and bra transparent. She flees to 'get a mop.' Finds the supply closet, which is suspiciously huge. Then finds something hidden under a dusty tarp. Instead of grabbing a mop and leaving, she immediately pulls the tarp off, sees some weird machine, sits, plays with the dials and nobs, and joysticks on it an d. . . oops now she's traveling through time.

To the time of the Morlocks and Eloi. Weird weird stuff then unfolds.

Quite an interesting story. Absurd, but interesting. In a pornography kind of interesting.

[The Beloved Bibliophile · Rating 5 out of 5]

Yes! Amanda Clover is a brilliant author, but her brilliance really shows when she writes about things everyone thinks about but is afraid to express. This story is the adult monster version of the Time Machine. It begins innocently enough before we get transported to a future with giant sized horse cocks, lactation, unprotected breeding sex, and more! This was delicious!

[Butch · Rating 4 out of 5]

Good story although it did begin to get a little repetitious towards the end. Still, I finished the story in one sitting.