Dame Agatha Christie and Her Peers
1973 - Dick Francis, toward the end of this book, offers a good warning, one to live by: "If you meet a syphilitic megalomaniac, duck. Duck quickly, because they can be dangerous. There's a theory that Hitler was one..." You see, some people get syphilis and gonorrhoea at the same time. They are cured of the later, but the syphilis goes undetected, infected children might occur but are usually stillborn but if they live there is usually some problem. "There is literally no one more likely to move mountains than your megalomaniac syphilitic..." But the next step is GPI (General paralysis of the insane). In other words, "...descent to cabbage...". Thankfully there has never, ever, in this history of America, been a case of 'descent to cabbage'.* (This information is circa 1973 and maybe be old/incorrect.)
I usually enjoy this author. And I will read more by Francis.
CAST -1 star: In the Introduction, although not identified as been authored by Francis, readers are told "unsatisfactory father-son relationships interest me to such an extent that book reviewers have speculated...opining that I must have suffered badly at home." Francis denies this, then creates an unbelievable Allesandro father-son team: the son has no experience in horse racing but dreams of doing (?) so while his farther is determined to make his son a famous jockey by hurting stable horses till the stable allows the son to ride with little experience. The other son, Neil Griffon is inexperienced at running a stable (his father is in the hospital), is kidnapped and hurt badly, and 2 horses die, and only then is the bad kid Allesandro allowed on a horse!. If I'm ever kidnapped and beaten, and I own a business suffering because someone else wants to work for me, I'm heading straight to the cops. No matter how little experience I might have in said business. It's only logical. And the horses: they've done nothing but be horses, and they die? Because someone WANTS to ride them? Whhhhhaaaat? And what is so odd here is that if one stands OUTSIDE the story and looks in, one wants to pick up the phone and call the racing commission at a minimum, possibly Scotland Yard. No, this is just so odd from this author: senseless characters doing really stupid things. Yes, true, on occasion Francis gives us a hero just short of having super-powers who can survive anything. But they aren't stupid, and they never allow horses to be killed, and they never allow the enemy such ridiculous fulfillment attempts of ambitions. This plot hole is so massive it takes over the entire book.
ATMOSPHERE - 3 stars. I did like the way a new jockey has to learn to ride, and I enjoyed all the aspects that go into that. (There is so much a jockey must learn, so much personal sacrifice in weight and time: jockeys make an entire life of riding and it's tough out there!) I like the choosing of certain horses for certain races and the discussion of the whys and whens. And the big thing I learned is that no way, no how could this Rivera son be a jockey. Ever. I am not naive and I do know there is much evil.
CRIME (s) - 1 star. Didn't believe it, didn't believe the story. No,no, no. I'm sorta concerned though about someone I know who messes around with (possibly) unsafe hookers here in America. ** (The oversight of the health of sex workers in America is nothing compared to the oversight of these workers in Europe. And that's why I'm 100% for making this occupation legal, cause we know people find what they want. So let's make it safe.)
INVESTIGATION: - 1 star: No one seems to care much about the horses, it's just...unbelievable.
RESOLUTION - 1 star. Neil decides this eveil son is just fine, leaves him employed at the stable, why, they seem to become besties. Nope, no, no!!!
SUMMARY - 1.4. Easily my least favorite Francis novel. There is no great hero. Hey, I like a believable story that has a good and deserving hero. This plot here doesn't makes sense. Sorry, even having a 'syphilitic megalomaniac" in your story doesn't make it wor. In fact, this might be one of the biggest plot holes I've ever run across in a mystery. Even bigger than the fact that if Ms. Marple and/or Poirot go on a vacation, someone must die. Or that if Tommy and Tupence get involved in some international conspiracy, they are going to solve it brilliantly and be awarded a Nobel Prize for Peace. (Even more ridiculous is the idea...just a rumor/fake news..that Rush Limbaugh is to be given a "Medal of Honor" from trump! That happened? Next thing you know Ann Coulter will break up from her love, trump. WHAT? That happened also? ) The universe is truly chaotic. I need some really good fiction right now.
*Maybe one, but I'm not one to name names.
**Same person and again I'm not one to name names. Actually, I sorta am after a martini...