Older Review
The last of the series. I am glad that Elizabeth Peters/Barbara Mertz decided to end the series and it was a satisfying ending.
2020 Review
The last novel in the Vicky Bliss series, Night Train to Memphis by Elizabeth Peters is a fitting end to the adventures of Vicky and John Smythe. It’s not the best book in the series, but it has a good, unsentimental ending that should satisfy fans of the series.
After their last adventure in Germany (Trojan Gold), Vicky and John had stayed in touch, meeting up now and then when John suddenly went silent. To distract herself from her worry, Vicky reluctantly agrees to take an Egyptian cruise posing as a lecturer on Islamic art in order to help police identify art thieves. She assumes they are speaking of John. Once the cruise begins, Vicky does run into John—but it isn’t the reunion she imagined. From there, events take a worse turn as Vicky doesn’t know who she can trust or who is trying to kill her. John has never been a murderer before, but has he changed?
In the acknowledgments to this novel, Peters admits her new found love/obsession with country music. Not pop-country, but real country, bluegrass and folk. That’s great except that she (like other authors) couldn’t resist making her new obsession part of the novel. The country music lyric-dropping and jokes involving country music got to be a bit distracting. Even if I was familiar with the song (usually the folk music since I like that more than straight country), it got to be annoying. It reminded me of one of the later novels by Louise Penny when she had discovered Gregorian chant and infused the novel with it to an extremely annoying degree. Aside from the country music, this novel is my least liked of the series. It’s way too long, and that exposes the plot for what it is: kind of dopey and nonsensical. Like many of the Vicky Bliss (and Elizabeth Peters standalone novels), they are what I call “running from danger” plots. The characters are so busy running from one place to another to escape the bad guys and engaging in witty repartee that the readers can be distracted from the weakness and/or idiocy of the overall plot. This is only successful when the books are short and zippy. Unfortunately, NTTM required a longer set up and Vicky and John—the two characters we love to see together—are kept apart for much of the novel (about half) until they rejoin to—you guessed it—run from the bad guys. The first half of the novel is rather tedious and aimless and Vicky is so stubbornly idiotic I began to skim. Which is okay, because I’ve read this book a couple of times, and really, other than a few clues here and there, you can skim through the first 200 pages because it’s mostly a lot of chat about the Nile cruise and the excursions they take and Vicky being in a snit over John.
The last 100 pages or so are better (at least the action picks up) but overall, this isn’t a great novel. While I like the resolution to the affair between Vicky and John and I’m glad it’s not a typical romantic, gushy, white wedding, happy ending kind of nonsense, the best characters (even the more entertaining bad guys) don’t get enough page time. I want to smack Vicky fairly regularly, and not just for the “oh-woe-is-me, a tall beautiful blonde” bullshit routine the author felt necessary to stick into every Vicky Bliss novel, but also because she’s the dumbest heroine ever in this novel. The main bad guy could have robbed the entire country of Egypt and she wouldn’t have caught on. She probably would have helped him out and not suspected a thing. I mean, other characters think she’s smart, but as of yet I still haven’t seen evidence that she’d make even a passable Watson. John Smythe, as the wise-cracking but somewhat noble art thief, is the much more intriguing character. It’s too bad Peters never wrote a standalone novel exploring how he got into his life of crime—was it deliberate? Did he just kind of fall into it? That’s the book I’d like to read (but definitely won’t be written by Peters).
The previous books in the series are better than this one, but if you want to finish off the series, Night Train to Memphis is worth the time (but skim the boring parts).