The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

by Full Sea Books

Hundreds of the freshest insults sure to give you an advantage in any situation!** News Update **All comebacks accused of being written by 3-year-olds have been replaced with tons of fresh, 5-star, amazing, witty insults that are sure to have you rolling on the floor with laughter! You’ll need to see them to believe how much they make you laugh!“I wouldn't Pee in Your Ear if your Brain was on Fire!” Have you ever been so angry that you just couldn't find the right words? Never again! Now you’ve got hundreds of hilarious insults, put-downs, and zingers right at your fingertips.“You’re about as useful as a windshield wiper on a goat’s butt.” Keep this book handy, someday you’ll be glad you have it.“Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you just be yourself.” Pick any of the many jaw-dropping insults then laugh at the look on your adversary’s face when you whip one out and use it on them. You’ll leave no doubt in their mind that you are a master of sarcastic insults!ADDED In addition to the fresh and hilarious insults in this book, you’ll also find great sarcastic observations about life hidden inside this book’s pages, like…“I think the reason so many people have smart phones is because opposites attract!” You’re no idiot, so you need this book to start your new life as the master of sarcastic insults and put-downs!“Hey! Who left the Idiot Box open? Now they're everywhere!”

Genres: Nonfiction

48 pages, Kindle Edition

First published November 24, 2013

Reviews

[Eowyn Black · Rating 4 out of 5]

Hilarious

So funny! I have a few more…
I’d call you an idiot, but that’s offensive to idiots
I thought you were trash, but that can’t be right, because then at least rats would like you
Hello pest control, there’s an ugly piece of vermin here

My only complaint is that some are repeated and that is annoying

[bhavya kapoor · Rating 3 out of 5]

I am lost for words while writing a book review for this. Read it during the flight today morning.

Can’t deny the fact that it did bring some smile / laughter and thoughts of several occasions I could have used these insults.

Full time pass and enjoyable

[Tom · Rating 3 out of 5]

some of these are really funny

There are some funny ones in here but some are not appropriate. It is a quick read so You will get some things for your time.

[emmie powell · Rating 5 out of 5]

Funny but inappropriate

A bunch of these were funny, but I wouldn't just give it to kids. There are some remarks that I think 10 year olds don't need to read.

[Robert M · Rating 1 out of 5]

Not that good of a book

I think that the insults were very outdated and you would get laughed at if you said it in an argument.

[Chhavi Gupta · Rating 3 out of 5]

I don't know what I was expecting but this was of course not a great read 😅
Few are witty insults but it gets boring and repetitive at 5-10 pages mark.

[Puneet Parashar · Rating 1 out of 5]

Don't take it even for free. Pathetic. It's like I write one thousand abuses and then change it into a book called — The top abuses. Writer should have made some efforts. No research, no story, no script, no learnings. This book is core shit.

[Captain Tanishka · Rating 3 out of 5]

okayish book not a grt fan