Good morning Jessaka’s friends. My name is Maubee, and I am Jessaka’s new kitten. I have only been with her for 2 months, long enough to know her, after all I sit on her lap when she is reading, and I chew on her toes. I am just so cute. I also have beautiful long black hair that looks kind of brown at times. I think I have brown mixed in with the black. I can’t see myself to tell. And Jessaka thinks that I only squeak and sometimes cry little meows. She doesn’t know that I can think like every else and I can write as well. Which is the subject of this story.
I heard her making comments about this book. Such as, “This is so stupid, a dog narrating in a book. Dogs can’t talk.”
Then later, she said, “This book is so stupid that I can’t do a review on it.” Next, she put it down when she was almost finished with it, and I wanted to know what had happened to the dog. Maybe when she is in a better mood, she will finish it. It isn’t that she doesn’t like fantasy, after all she read Tolkien. But I heard her also say, “I have never liked animals talking. Hobbits are different. I couldn’t read “Watership Down” because the animals talked. I am not five years old.”
Since it was on audio, I got to listen to it along with her. This dog, whose name I forgot, was once owned by a bad man. We know that he was bad because he kicked the dog, and because he dog couldn’t hunt, he dumped him on the road. The dog then went to town and tried to get butchers and grocery store employees to feed him, but he had no luck until a nice woman saw him and took him home with her. I think he was a nice dog because he didn’t chase cats, but then again, there were no cats in the book to chase. But I digress.
After he was adopted, he had a good life. essaka adopted me, too. Someone dumped me on her property, and she was just going to feed me like she does her other feral cats, all three of them. So, as I was saying, she was going to get me altered or spayed, whichever, and then give me away to the veterinarian so he could find a home for me. I fooled her. I won her heart, because I am so cute and beautiful, I heard her say.
Then stupid her, she named me Maisy, and then the doctor said that I was a boy, so she had to change my name. boy, did that stump her because she liked the name Maisy. I didn’t. But now that I had my manhood taken away, she may as well have named me Maisy. Instead, she thought of Gumbo. Why she liked that name I don’t know. She thought it was cute, but then her wonderful husband said it didn’t sound right. He was right. He came up with Maubee from their favorite movie “The Mighty Quinn,” and it stuck. Maubee was a character in the movie that was Denzel Washington’s friend. He was kind of offbeat, but so am I.I think the movie took place in Jamaica, which appears to be Jessakca’s husband’s favorite island, although he has never been there. But I like my new masculine name, and I think Jessaka does too because I have not heard her call me Maisy again.
Anyway, I hope that she doesn’t see this review because then she will know that I can talk also, and that just may wig her out.