Hoo boy.
I picked this one up a couple years ago because I thought it was very funny that the author and I share a name, but didn't get round to reading it until today.
I like a bit of romance, and this book did have some genuinely steamy moments. Not enough to justify the rest of it though, particularly with lines like "bloody hell, was she /gyrating/?" Probably my expectations were way too high going into this, or maybe it's just that I don't believe the most eligible bachelor in London would be a guy who works in advertising. The bit where they talk about their successes and he's proud of his ability to market products is not tugging at my loins the way it was perhaps intended to. Also, amongst a cocktail of other bad traits, this guy has a lot of baggage that he attributes to the hive mind that is all women.
The book is full of the protagonist Zoe talking about how she's not like other girls who like husbands and babies; she's a statistician. You know I don't totally hate this, I like a character who likes maths, it's fun, and yes british private school girls are their own breed, so I understand her distaste for her debutante former classmates, but the way she frets over this guy who's just dips on the relationship anytime they get seen in public is mad.
Oh and then there's the abortion stuff! There's some IDEOLOGY in this book, let me tell you. The love interest Dan, marketing man, has a tragic backstory that amounts to him being angry at his ex for aborting their baby 8 years ago because she wanted to pursue her career? Yeah, shockingly I'm not on Dan's side in this one, although leading lady Zoe is. And she's gonna assure him that SHE would never Kill his Unborn Child. In a weird choice, this book has us meet the ex and aforementioned baby killer only for us to see that she seems very lovely and concerned for the two main characters. What a monster.
Despite all this, I can't find it in my heart to be too mad at this book. Like, whatever, it's a harlequin romance, I knew what I was in for. And I too would like to go to a high school reunion and lie about everything.