A Very Foggy Christmas

by Jo Edwards

I am Morten Astley Fogarty – insurance complaint handler, part-time barista and all-round entertainer. My career at the Perypils call centre has really taken off since my colleagues all voted for me to leave the team and transfer to complaints; I was chuffed to bits at being chosen! I love helping our customers resolve their concerns and as I’ve only received three death threats so far, I’m clearly doing something right.On Sundays, I work with an extremely talented Chef, Joe, who trained under the calming influence of Gordon Ramsay. Joe’s party-trick is to hurl his bread knife through the kitchen hatch towards my head. He always deliberately misses, of course; we do have such fun!My girlfriend, Myra, is a wonderful actress and our director has tried her in lots of different positions. I know Myra is desperate to secure a leading part in our Christmas production, The Wizard of Oz and she has been scouring eBay for ruby slippers in size 9. Let’s hope she continues to satisfy the director!

106 pages, Kindle Edition

First published October 17, 2013

About the author

Jo Edwards also writes under the name Johanna Edwards.

Reviews

[Heidi · Rating 3 out of 5]

End up feeling a bit sad and frustrated for this poor character!

[Carrie Hards · Rating 5 out of 5]

Love this. Love Jo Edwards. Very funny, great characters and brilliantly crafted stories. More please, Jo!!

[Kris · Rating 5 out of 5]

Adorable! Definately worth a try!