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176 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1973
He went through into the next room; it was queer to find it empty. A peculiar sensation came over him. Here he was, rifling his wife's drawers, and there she was, spirited out of reach at the top of the house with a couple of nurses and an entirely new baby, which might turn into goodness knows knew what. He sat down before the glass and stared at himself He felt as though he ought to have changed somehow in the night; but he only looked unshaven and, he thought, a trifle intoxicated. Both were quite good things to look at the moment, though hardly suitable for the father of a family.Beyond those familial things, the general competency is fun but weak. 4 stars.
'I knew it,' replied Harriet, 'resignedly. 'If I'd realized the disastrous effect sons would have on your character, I'd never have trusted you with any. Oh, dear! I'm thankful that woman's gone to bed; she's so in the way.'
'Isn't she? I think she must have picked up her infant psychology from the Woman's page in the Morning Mercury. Harriet, absolve me now from all my sins of the future, so that I may enjoy them without remorse.'
His wife was not unmoved by this appeal, only observing after an internal, 'There's something deplorably frivolous about making love to one's wife after seven years of marriage. Is it my lord's pleasure to come to bed?'
'It is your lord's very great pleasure.'
And Peter has a son…"'Do you feel it's up to standard?' he inquired with some anxiety. ‘Of course, your workmanship's always sound — but you never know with these collaborate efforts.'
'I think it'll do,' said Harriet, drowsily.
'Good.' He turned abruptly to the nurse. ‘All right; we'll keep it. Take it and put it away and tell ‘em to invoice it to me. It's a very interesting addition to you, Harriet; but it would have been a hell of a rotten substitute."
"…headed for the butler's pantry with the swift instinct of the homing pigeon. There they had treated him with great humanity, and allowed him to clean the silver."The Characters
Mr. Tom Puffett is a builder by trade with an interest in gardening. Jinny is Puffett's daughter. George Waggett is a big boy who appears to be a bit of a bully. Joey Maggs is another of Bredon's friends. The vicar shows peaches, and others who show include Dr. Jellyband, Jack Baker (he took Joe Sellon's position after Sellon emigrated to Canada; Busman's Honeymoon , 13), Critch, Billy Maggs the blacksmith (he has a brother), and Wagget the butcher."'Just because your boy was told not to pick the peaches, he picked them. If he hadn't been forbidden to do it, he wouldn't have been disobedient.'
'No,' said Harriet. ‘I suppose that's quite true. He would have picked the peaches just the same, but it wouldn't have been disobedience.'"