Take a wild ride through fatherhood with Dale Alderman and his two young sons, Chase and Logan. You will laugh out loud as this goofball dad and his kinetic kids turn normal daily activities into hilarious escapades. Based on actual events that occurred over his first twelve years as a father, Dale presents a collection of funny stories Breast Pads and Nipple Cream, Honey, I Shrunk My Underpants, Do Not Hit Your Brother With a Stick, I Will Have the Prime Rib With a Side Order of Valium, The Hooter Fairy, and The Farmer Cuts the Cheese. Before he became a father, no one told Dale the stuff he really needed to know, like how to deal with a rampaging three-year-old at the circus, or how to corral two boys before they demolish a restaurant. From a Little League baseball game to a grade school field trip, he finds a wealth of humor in his real-world experiences. Come on along and let Dale show you how much he loves being an Everyday Dad. Dale Alderman lives in Chantilly, Virginia with his wife, Starla, and sons, Chase and Logan. For 19 years, he worked as a marketing executive with major corporations, then he decided to get a real life and become a writer. An award-winning author, Dale has appeared on FOX & Friends on the FOX News Channel and has appeared on many nationally syndicated radio shows. He is also the author of Big White Panties and The MegaDog Tales. In his spare time, he avoids going to the gym, feeds his addiction to chocolate, and watches movies with his kids.
Hilarious! Really! As the Mom of three boys, I could so relate to this humorous romp through parenting boys :-) The raw energy, the lack of comprehension of female ability to multi-task (duh... huh?) when moving the troops. I laughed out loud. Absolutely recommend to any parent. It'll remind you, you're not alone :-)
So true it was too funny! I Love the end . I think every dad needs to write a letter to their kids telling them had how much think about each one of them ! Great Book!