Dame Agatha and Her Peers
1952 - The goodreads description talks about this being a 'locked room' mystery. BUT, there is no locked room! The person murdered left the doors unlocked, and at least 6 people could have walked in/out. Just sayin'. Oh, and the old joke about how, if an author doesn't know how to end a story, they just have everyone run over by a lorry. That actually happens here. I kid you not. But not to EVERY character at least. The rest run screaming from this pile of....you know, as fast as possible.
CAST -3: Miss Maud Silver knits. A LOT. Like the entire population of England has something knited by Maud. She occasionally looks around to make sure no one with a revolver is headed her way, then goes back to knitting. She's sorta funny: if anyone says anything really stupid, she's quick to point that out. If my mystery to solve is to buy a gift for the odd, rich uncle who has it all, I'd have Silver knit him a nice, scratchy jock strap to wear on his face for the next pandemic. Stacy Mainwaring is one tough gal: she left her husband, didn't tell anyone why, then pines away for 3 years. It turns out that husband Charles Forrest was into gay sadism (in the mysterious old mill down by the river bend) with the house staff (he'd just finished the 7th volume of Proust's "Remembrance of Things Past" and was inspired) and 5 members of Parliament (in a secret stairway to the Queen's dungeons)...no, none of that is true. But Stacy's reasoning for leaving him is no more believable. I did like Myra Constantine who is very rich and very ugly and hilariously rude and lude and just my type of gal (I need a beige Bentley convertible), so she gets the 2nd star for this element. Then there is Chief Constable Ranal March: "He looked like a country gentleman-big, fair, becomingly bronze. " IF Myra leaves her money to March, he becomes just my type of guy. Okay, a third star. Oh, did I mention the entire 'resolution' involves a character appearing first on page 221 of 256? For no reason, really. Okay, there are also a couple of semi-bad guys, and a couple of semi-bad gals who really dress up for tea!
ATMOSPHERE - 1: Okay, so there is this huge house turned into a resort, and some architect has built an annex which is suppose to secure the family jewels, but you gotta lock the doors or things don't work: the family jewels should be kept secure and warm. Now, at odd times, the passageway lights are on, or off, and can be seen from certain parts of the house. A simple diagram of the house and annex would have been nice, but nothing like that is here. Then there is this OTHER house turned into cheap flats for the cheap, middle class or even worse and that description coulda used a diagram also, you see, cause there are 2 revolvers...oh, never mind. LOTS of colors of yarn! Maud doesn't knit with mauve, but there is a bit of mauve in her fake silk dinner dress. Good to know! Proust and mauve go together like...yarn and jock straps.
CRIME - 1: IF ONLY there had been a scratchy (insert some private clothing item). Alas, just a standard murder with a revolver. That MIGHT be suicide, natch.
INVESTIGATION - 1: It's darn hard to knit/pearl (sp?) and solve a murder, so that's why the cops show up. Lots of stomping of feet by the ladies. and tons! of! exclamation! points! in case you forget to be! shocked!
RESOLUTION - 1: Things don't quite come together, and, oh! here comes a lorry! Thankfully, a loving couple survive. Nothing is stolen. There are no drugs. No impersonations. No forgery. Nothing particularly illicit is going on. Not even any fake jewels! There is no locked room. Everyone has a high-school level crush on about everyone else...but no kissing, no first base! I think somebody holds hands. (In the dark, I couldn't be sure.) And really no good reason to kill the victim. I can only surmise that the many totally twisted sex scenes were edited out, leaving...nothing much.
SUMMARY - 1.4. The Golden Age had a rock bottom. And I've a feeling I've not read the really bad stuff, as it'd have had to be in publication now for about 70 years! Yes, my friends, this is among the best of said Golden Age.