A rare DNF.
I picked up this book purely because of the cover, which made me think of pulpy 80's military scifi. I didn't expect a good book, but I did expect a charming, cheap read. Unfortunately, this book has zero charm.
The first chapter starts with an introduction of our POV character, seventy-two-year-old former fighter pilot General Thomas Wharington. It immediately lists the good general's many, many accomplishments and medals, and informs us that he's physically fit and looks "more than two decades younger" than his 70+ years. Riiiiight.... Mary Sue alarm going off right there.
After a short introduction to Thomas' daughter and granddaughter, we get some poorly done info-dumps. This book does that annoying thing of taking existing concepts and giving them new names, like zombie movies that refuse to use the word 'zombie' and talk about walkers or infected instead. The story takes place in the early 2030's and, despite depicting no changes in general colloquial English, the internet is suddenly known as "the mesh", hackers are "mesh bandits", and robots are "formas". It's a lazy replacement for actual world-building.
So Thomas is send to interview the titular Alpha, a captured killer android built by a mad criminal genius. Said mad genius built Alpha to serve as a bodyguard, mercenary/assassin, accountant, and sex-bot. The book really wants you to know that our killer robot (sorry, 'forma') is a sex-bot. She's described as a thirty-year-old 'sex goddess', with 'tousled' hair, slanted dark eyes, a 'well-proportioned' body, a dusky voice, and wearing tight leather pants. How does our totally professional General with decades of experience react to his subject being attractive? A subject that seems to have a high level of sentience but is also programmed to be completely loyal to her creator? A creator that specifically designed her to cater to his own sexual desires? By perving over her appearance every other page of course! His internal monologue even admits that his attraction to this 'woman' forty years his junior affects his ability to interrogate the deadly robot properly.
By the sixth time the book had brought up his attraction to her in just the first chapter, I went back to the blurb on the cover and found a word I'd overlooked earlier: romance.
Though not my genre of choice, I've nothing against romance. I also have nothing against love stories involving the elderly.
I definitely have something against 'romance' involving a literal grandfather lusting over a sentient AI programmed and designed to be a sex-bot around the same age as his daughter. Just to be sure, I went ahead and skipped to the end of the book, where it's confirmed Thomas and Alpha end up in a relationship and he introduces her to his family. Funnily enough, his daughter isn't charmed. I wonder why? /s
I stuck around for another chapter, but the writing never got better and I was in no mood to spend the next 300 pages having to deal with grandpa's libido. Hard pass.