4.5
Fuck! No! Oh my fucking God. It did NOT just end there. What the holy mother of bull shit?? Ahhhhh!! That is so cruel! OMG!! That last 20% had me constantly on edge. Jesus. As long as Cami and Coop are okay, I'll be okay. Oh wait, and Ellie May. Oh God please. That epilogue. What the crap is that? What. The. Hell?????
Awesome story!!! Totally amazing! I need the next one dammit!!
****MASSIVE RANT ALERT...READ AT YOUR OWN RISK AND DON'T BITCH FOR TOO MUCH CURSING. THANK YOU!****
Oh my sweet Jesus of all that is holy. I need to write this review because I can't stop reeling from this godforsaken cliffhanger that was just thrown at us. FUCK!!!!!!!
Okay, so take it from someone who's lived in Oklahoma, and more precisely, Tornado Alley. When there's a storm a comin, you take fucking shelter. It's pretty scary. Like holy fuck scary.
Anyway, this was pretty awesome. I was gifted this book from Caisey Quinn just last night. I've had my eye on this book for weeks and I can't tell you how giddy I was to finally have my greedy hands on it. THANK YOU CAISEY!!!!!!!
So I started it right away. Holy shitballs, I was sucked in right from the beginning.
So here it is, we got Kyle Mason who lives in Oklahoma as a farmer. Ella Jane, also known as EJ or Ellie May. She's Kyle's little sister, except she's not really little. She's 16, but Kyle is her older, protective sexy brother. God, I LOVE Kyle. Ahhhhh! LOVE LOVE LOVE.
And then there's Coop. Well, Brantley Cooper, but he goes by Coop. I LOVE YOU COOP! #TEAMCOOP He's Kyle's best friend and EJ's long-time crush. He's gonna be a senior, EJ's gonna be a Junior and Kyle is going off to college. Kyle asks Coop to take care of her and make sure she doesn't get hurt while he's away at college.When Coop and EJ finally come to terms with their feelings for each other, something is always in the way. Coop is such an amazing friend. He loves Kyle and doesn't want to ruin his friendship with EJ, because bros before hos and all that shit, right?
Well, that's how he sees it. So when there's an opportunity to tell Kyle his true feelings about Ellie May, he says some stupid shit to drive her away. Ah! That truly killed me, Coop. But I forgive you as long as I can have your babies. Oh wait, did I say that out loud? Well oh well. I want your babies. Ha ha
So then we have Cameron(Cami) and Hayden(Asshole) who live in the rich snobby parts of Oklahoma. Hayden and Cami are together in the beginning but when the summer approaches, they decide to take a break because she's supposed to be on some island for the summer with her I'm-a-bitch-from-hell-cares-for-no one-but-myself mother, so she wants to be able to have summer flings with hot guys while she's gone. Hayden's cool with it. They're both forced into a relationship from their parents because they're the popular kids in school and have to be perfect blah blah fucking blah. Even though they only have sex and haven't had any emotional feelings toward each other. So when she finds out that her mom ditches her because she didn't win the motherfucking pageant, which she was like runner up for, she's all "well I said we'd celebrate if you won the pageant, but you didn't win so I'm gonna go off to the island by myself and shag every twenty year old in sight. Toodle-fucking-loo". I mean, really? What a bitch from HELL! Fuck you mom and your stupid pageant bull shit. I hated that woman. So poor Cami is left on her own for the summer to tweedle her thumbs and she's bummed. Her dad's not as bad but he doesn't stick around either. He's off on some work shit in another town and leaves her. I mean, where are these people from? Stupid parents that don't know proper parenting from their ass hole. Only Sophie their maid is there in the big house with Cami. She's the only one to ever give her any attention. This girl is affection-deprived. Poor thang! Ah! But when her parents hire help for the summer to take care of the lawn, guess who it is.
GUESS.
YES! It's Kyle Mason to the rescue! Holy shit their first interaction by the pool, was priceless. Holy shit! I was swooning like a crazy bitch. I loved Kyle from the first word. He's so hot. *sighs dreamily*
Anyway, they meet and sparks fly like no other. The sexual tension thick as glass. DAYUM! That boy can make your panties melt right off you. The shit that comes out of his mouth makes you turn into putty at his feet. It's true. I'm in love with Kyle. Yes. So Kyle is the new lawn guy. He comes over weekly, daily, hell I forgot. He's such a distraction to my thoughts right now. But each time he comes over to cut the grass and weed and all that shit, he and Cami form a bond. It's beautiful. Lovely. Amazing. Real. Sweet. Hot. You get the point.
She's never been so close to someone on an emotional level. And neither has he. But the more time they spend, the more their attraction becomes such a wonderful blooming flower. Okay, really I can go on and on. It's clear and cut and dry...I know I'm beating a dead horse in the mouth and that's really sad because I love horses. So I'll just say that Cami and Kyle share something new and exciting. But the only problem is, Cami doesn't share all her family secrets with him. He doesn't know everything about her the way he thinks. He only knows that she's never been told she's loved by her piss poor-rich asshole parents. And they expect her and Hayden to get married and grow old and live happily ever after.
Ummmm, HELL NO! Cami doesn't love Hayden you dumb shits! If only you'd get your head out of your asses you'd know that. But sure it makes sense to them because of their social status and popularity.
Now that Hayden is free, he's shipped off to out-of-nowhere Oklahoma, where he has to help his grandfather tend his farm and landscaping business. Where he meets the Mason's because he's working for them. Kyle and EJ's father had an affair and walked out on the family so their mother is struggling with tending the house and shit. Another stupid asshole parent. What is wrong with all these douchebag parents that shit all over their kids? Poor Kyle. It's a lot for him to deal wit, especially when he finds out he's got a scholarship for football and he's gonna be great. But does it really matter now that everything has changed?
So Hayden helps with the business and meets EJ. That's all I'm saying about that.
Okay, my thoughts....I LOVED this book! Hardcore. When I found out it was in many pov's, I wasn't sure how it'd work. I did at first get confused but I pretty quickly was able to keep up. It worked. I loved the dynamic of these characters. The development was perfect. The pace was quick and easy to follow. The execution was just right. But holy shit on a stick fucking bloody hell it ends. CLIFFIE! Holy cliffie fuck! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I need that next book NOW!!!!!!!
I know many loved Hayden, but I didn't. Not one bit. Not even a hair. I'm not sure why. But honestly? I didn't feel the connection between him and EJ the way I felt it for Coop and Ellie May, which is his nickname for her. It's so sweet. Oh yeah, and another thing...I found Hayden to be a rich stuck-up arrogant asshole. Sorry, you can't love them all. And I sure as fuck didn't love him. Nope. COOP COOP COOP COOP! Of course I love Kyle so much! Is it obvious by how I talk about him and sigh and act like a giddy teenager? Good cause that's my intention. He's just the best of all of them.
I loved Cami too. Kyle and Cami are the best! EJ was sometimes a bitch but she, for the most part wasn't too bad. I just hope and pray and hope and pray and fucking hope like hell the next book will make me happy because after this ending, I'll need to be happy. I need my happy ending for Kyle and Coop. Omg, I'm so nervous. NERVOUS! How could you?? Seriously! Something happens at the end and I was literally not breathing. I'm so scared. OMG, ladies write fast. Please!
I think this about wraps up my ranting review. Go read it and see for yourself what a crazy cliffie this shit is. You'll be screaming and yelling and cursing like I was. And still am. And it's after 3 am. But who needs sleep, right? Ahhh, I guess I could sleep and dream of Kyle and Coop in my bed. Oh yeah, I'm gonna go now and have naughty dreams.
Still thinking about Kyle, hours later. He's become a top book boyfriend. I need more Kyle in my life. Now!!