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198 pages, Kindle Edition
First published December 8, 2013
I was having trouble breathing—and not the usual having trouble breathing from sinus either.
Something square had insinuated itself into my right nostril.
“Nean … Nean, I’m snuck …”
Ex-flatmate Dragon Warlord, Pig Hunter of the Fifth Dimension must have been napping as well. I heard him awaken with a start, coughing and spluttering indignantly because someone had caught him napping, no doubt a throwback to his days spent dozing through Uni lectures.
“I’m snuck, Nean …”
“Oh dear—let me see what I can do …”
He bent, he gawked, he put a reassuring hand on my right shoulder and endeavoured to pull me away from the keyboard.
I squealed in pain, probably not unlike all those feral pigs in his game. And after all of the chocolate and Coke he’d been feeding me, I probably looked like one as well.
He got up close and personal with my keyboard. I could see him out of the corner of my eye, and I couldn’t help wondering if he intended to join me in an unholy state of nostril/keyboard union out of a misplaced sense of loyalty, or empathy, or sympathy … or anything else ending in ‘athy’, but no, he was merely studying my predicament.
“You’ve got the letter H stuck up your nose,” he observed unhelpfully.
“Elp me,” I gasped.