I love Ricky Tomlinson. I was never a Brookside fan. I watched it a few times and it always seemed so violent and was a just people arguing. I got enough of that at home. But The Royle Family is pure genius. I just love it, it's warm, its endearing. It's funny, its sad. It's perfect and every line is just wonderful. From the very first page, you can tell instantly how different a book this is to the other celebrity books I’ve read. Why shouldn't it be? you ask. Well, because I took this one on at this particular point because theoretically Freddie Starr and Ricky are very similar. They both come from the same place and around the same age and are in the same field of entertainment.
But this is where I was wrong. Wanting to compare these two men in their attitudes and arrogance, was very blind of me to suggest or even consider because Ricky is what you completely expect, wonderfully humble and entertaining. Where Freddie tried to be sincere and hopelessly failed, Ricky is considerably more genuine and warm. Where Freddie opined and swaggered with arrogance and annoying humour through his anecdotes, Ricky is instantly more heartwarming and funny, without even trying, despite dropping this initial and seemingly templated plea,
"A lot of lies have been written about me in the newspapers and it hurts..."
...and not forgetting that old chesnut,
"I have done things in my life that I'm not proud about..."
Nooooo, Ricky it was all going so well. I'm joking, I'm really loving this but I do think Ricky has read Freddie's book, his scouse contemporary and took a few pointers including stealing his initial Hitler reference for his own early life chapter and verse.
"Adolf Hitler did his best to overshadow my arrival. There I was snug and cosy, when he decided to invade Poland. It's amazing what some people do to compensate for having one ball."
Naughty Ricky.
‘Ricky Tomo’ is consistently a gem throughout this book, despite its many deep and dark parts, which is the majority of the chapters. The scenes and stories are hard and harsh and are laced with (some would say) revolutionary ideas. But then again, one man’s revolutionary is another man’s hero. Clearly in Ricky’s case its only points of view and attitude that differ and fuels the arguement for the working man against (in his case) his oppressive employers.
Oh, the irony.
Ricky hasn’t had ups and downs in his life like others. His has been one long just-hovering-above-down, scraping together from day to day whatever he can to survive whilst he continues to be on ‘the bones of his arse’, as he describes.
The brief dalliance he has with The National Front surprised me but only highlighted how when you are working class (many readers here will have never experienced it) and you feel that you have nothing to hope for or nobody to vote for, that certain things like drugs and right wing politics can seem to be a way out. Especially when those people you helped put into power and trusted them with your vote do something they initially said they wouldn’t but find that they have to or enter into some unjustifiable conflict overseas against your ever heart and belief.
Then there is the other side, the people who you never thought you would vote for, who look more appealing every day, that is until your own local MP makes a ridiculous racist comment or is found with his pants down on Clapham Common. Because when you are on the ‘bones of your arse’, morals and ethics and previous libertarianism, along with other common sense arguements fly on the window and you do what you have to because that very thing that might outrage the majority may in fact be the only thing in a persons world that momentarily makes them happy and stops them jumping off the Severn Bridge looking for Richey Manic.
Ricky soon learnt that too and nothing he admits to, even an affair with a 17 year old (a girl thirty years his junior) takes anything away from his pride. That is pure bravery and character. It may show us how wonderfully flawed he is but that is what we love about him, and aren’t we all?
Take it from me, if I was honest as he is in this book, you’d really hate me. And it’s not just because he is the cuddly father of Caroline Aherne in The Royle Family or the sympathetic, put upon hero of the Mike Bassett, England Manager film, it is because he is a warm hearted, genuine person. There is no front with Ricky, there is no bullshit with Ricky. He’s down the line passionate and true to himself. This has kept him back a lot of his life, the fact that he has principles in his life and many others haven’t and would sooner make a buck out of the misfortune of others and that is nothing but commendable. The fact that he still has that quality when he had nothing else, made him seem like he was the richest man in the world still.
There is a lot of politics in this book. Dock workers. Strikes. Scabs. Prison. Protest. Police. It’s got the lot. Ricky is very much the Che Guevara of the Mersey and made it his point of always sticking up for the common man. He references a lot of people that nobody has heard of and persistantly thanks random people through his life, which he does not need to do, but insists. That’s the type of guy he is.
Despite all this, the showbiz anecdotes are still aplenty. He has never really fallen for the whole star lifestyle, unlike my last subject and is a constant reminder how celebrities are just ordinary people and shit just the same. He is a blueprint of how all celebrities should be.
Like Freddie Starr, his relationships are fraught with pain and loss and circumstance. Like Freddie, the children suffer a tremendous amount and all have their own problems too, which Ricky tries to handle and never once escapes from. The seemingly never ending tie that binds you to the mother of any child you bear is certainly evident in this book and the relationship he has with his two sons is often heartbreaking and sad.
Ricky goes through his life with financially a bare barrel, often owing that barrel to someone and it makes you feel wonderful to get to the end of his journey and he has not only found happiness but also stability with his finances, because he is long overdue some time back on his feet.