When I woke up, the other side of the bed is cold.
Plus, there's a cat on my face.
And so starts the Day of the Freakin' Freaking for the ever-sullen BellaNiss EverSwan, in this humorous mashup of "The Hunger Games" and "Twilight."
(short humor/5500 words)
-- Breaking news, Twilight Fans! -- this highly successful twilight parody is now available in a much bigger book -- "Goodbye Twilight, (The Ultimate Twilight Parody Collection), filled with previously published best-selling parodies, satire, and surreal Twilight Fun, together for the first time in one conveniently priced collectible collected collection! Bella, Edward, cats, zombies, 50 shades of things, and -- for some reason -- Canadians! Yay, Team Parody!