I wasn't sure what to expect from this book. I knew it was about a school shooting, or at least a gunman inside a school, so I thought it would either be a tear-jerk drama, or a psychological thriller. I was hoping for the latter.
My heart was definitely pounding harder while reading this book, but not from the thrill. I experienced rage at how unbelievably stupid the characters were. Rarely do I want to harm a book, but I wanted to smack this one against the floor, tear out pages with my teeth, chew them and spit them out before stomping on them. That is how annoying the characters were. I wanted them to get shot. I was cheering the gunman on.
None of the characters ever expanded beyond fictional representations. I never felt that any of it was within the realm of possibility. The writing felt as though it was written by someone whose only experience with people came from watching tv shows. Bad tv shows. It was weird.
The gunman, oh boy. It could have been any number of stupid psychos, since this small town has an unusually high number of them. But the author decided to go with the most boring option, creating a convoluted story to explain why this person, who should really know better, decided to go off the rails like that.
Let me talk about the school for a minute. The majority of the story takes places inside this school. From reading the book blurb, I thought it was about a school shooting, that the school or the children would be relevant to the story in some way. Nope. Turns out this scenario could have played out in a cheese factory, a bank, an old age home, a KFC, or anywhere else where there were possible hostages. There is a brief attempt to make the school a relevant choice, but the justification does not match the story reality, so it falls flat.
Now, allow me to summarize the story. Possible spoilers ahead.
Our tale takes place after 9/11 and Columbine and various other school shooting incidents. The police are informed that there is a gunman inside a school. They have a manual with instructions on how to deal with this situation.
What actually happens:
* Follow the first three instructions in the manual, then toss it.
* Townsfolk hear there is a man with a gun, best thing to do is storm the school with guns.
* Oh look, a way to escape, but sullen teenager #1 is going to stay inside the school instead, because her brother might be inside, maybe.
* Oh look, another way to escape, sullen teenager runs all the way to safety, then runs back into the school, chased by police.
* Hmm, sullen teenager wonders what to do in this tense situation, what with a crazy person with a gun being inside the school. Of course, she will lock the doors so that the police can't enter.
* Stupid cop leaves the scene and drives around in a blizzard trying to solve the mystery of the gunman's identity.
* Parents of a witness deny cops the right to question the child, because she is tired, they can ask her who the gunman is tomorrow. Because the gunman is just going to hang around in the school with a gun for days, while people outside try to guess his name.
* Stupid cop disobeys a direct command and enters the school, alone, untrained for such situations. Because screw the manual.
* Stupid cop can't be bothered to check her phone for messages, because that can't possibly be important during this type of situation.
* Meanwhile, stupid teacher is antagonizing the gunman, because that seems like a good way to protect the children.
* Stupid husband receives a call from inside the school, listens to his wife talking loudly about the gunman who is standing right there and then decides that the best course of action would be to start screaming into the phone, asking whether his wife is okay.
* The gunman, having had to deal with nothing but incompetence and stupidity and crying, whining children all day, doesn't shoot all the annoying people. Pretty bloody unlikely.
* Oh yes, there is a nymphomaniac burn victim in a hospital far far away, wondering how she's going to be able to have sex with strangers now that she's no longer beautiful. This really adds something to the other tale of the village idiots trying to get shot.
* Blah blah blah boring bits, and the gunman is...? Oh, that guy. He was mentioned a couple of times, I guess.
Not recommended.