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400 pages, Kindle Edition
First published February 1, 2012
She sat down opposite me and lit a cigarette and frowned at me a little sadly, so I decided to strike up a conversation, the way Grandad did whenever he met someone he knew at the races.
‘Hello, Miss.’
‘Hello to you Master Blayney. You’re in a lot of trouble.’
Granddad’s first rule of conversation: mention something you have in common.
‘That your Morris Minor, that black one?’
She looked at me and blinked a few times, trying to keep up.
‘Yes, I just got it.’
‘My dad has one exactly the same, only green. He says they have the best engine ever made.’
Grandad didn’t say anything about the thing you have in common needing to be true.
‘Well, mine goes pretty well. I drive it from Heidelberg every day.’
‘I see.’
Grandad’s second rule: use their name.
‘Miss Schaeffer, when I tell my mother that I have a new teacher, she’ll ask me for your first name, in case she ever needs to write you a note.’
‘After what you just did, it wouldn’t surprise me if tomorrow you found yourself attending the state school.’
‘I was frightened. I thought something bad was going to happen to me.’
‘Yes, I hear you’ve been in the wars. You can tell her it’s Elizabeth.’
‘Elizabeth Schaeffer,’ I said out loud, sticking to the rules.
She nodded and smiled – her first – and a warm breeze flowed through my body and collected somewhere in my chest.
‘Are you alright?’ she asked.
I answered but nothing came out.