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Dart: The Quirky Adventure of Dart & Mary

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Earth. Earth isn't that bad, we've been working here for the past few years and we have yet to be really shocked at how humans really are. The books, movies and picture-quotes keep saying they're horrible, horrible things that destroy everything and anything good. I don't know. Maybe they are, maybe they aren't. We did see some guy eat his own cat on the internet, though it's probably nothing compared to what Mary does to her cat.

We're just trying to settle in, work our day jobs and have our humble six hundred years. I guess you could say we're a couple of dull assassins.

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Dart is about the short (~30 pages) and quirky adventure of Dart and Mary, two vampire assassins that struggle by in today's vampire-harsh economy.

Age While there are NO explict sexual themes in this book, there are some sexual innuendos, swear words and cheesy jokes.

30 pages, Kindle Edition

First published July 29, 2013

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David Lerner

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