Two sisters, one drunken pact and a choice that changes their lives forever.
HAPPILY EVER BEFORE is best described as the comedic literary love child of the hit film’s Bridesmaids and Baby Mama. It is the story of two sisters, who while watching a Lifetime movie marathon (of course!) make a drunken pact that has more unconventional consequences than anything Lifetime could program.
HAPPILY EVER BEFORE, a fractured fairytale, tells the story of Grace, the free spirit older sister, who promises Clair, her wound-too-tight younger sister, that she’d have her baby, should the need ever arise. But she certainly never thought she’d have to “deliver”.
Now everyone, from Clair’s WASP-y in-laws to Diane, Grace and Clair’s mom, who has put her own life on hold, to Clair’s husband, Henry, who has a compulsive need to give Grace bizarre and overly personal pregnancy gifts, to George, Grace’s best friend who now needs to find a new drinking buddy, are dealing with situations they never dreamed of.
As the sisters are faced with hormonal surges, new romances, and a calcium enriched diet, they are forced to navigate this new family dynamic and test their sisterly love in ways that keep the reader laughing out loud.
Early reviews say HAPPILY EVER BEFORE:
“…is a fractured fairy tale with a bushel of wit and a side of pizzazz. It’s a laugh-out-loud comedy that will keep readers enthralled from the very first page. -Paige Crutcher---Examiner.com
“We absolutely love this new book and we think you will too!" -Megan Sayers, ModernMom.com
Aimee Pitta, a native New Yorker, is an Award winning Writer/Producer and Marketing Executive with over 20 years experience creating cutting edge theatrical marketing campaigns for almost every major studio in Hollywood. Her skills as a writer and marketer have also allowed her to create a niche as one of the top film “retitlers” in the business, and she has titled such films as Playing For Keeps, People Like Us, Mirror-Mirror, No Strings Attached, It’s Complicated, Our Family Wedding, The Bounty Hunter, Almost Heroes and the upcoming Seth Rogen and Barbara Streisand comedy The Guilt Trip.
This book started out so funny and I think it was these authors and their great details that can make you laugh at a tragic death. Referring to their Dad’s death by getting plowed by the snow plow as before Popsicle and After Popsicle is hilarious! (BPP Before Popsicle Passed) This tale is about Grace (who is 35 and sort of lost in her career choices. She has done many things and is looking for her passion) and her Sister, Clair (married to Henry with everything perfect in place). Two sisters, one drunken pact and a choice that changes their lives forever. When Clair gets the news she can’t have a baby, she digs deeps and finds a ziploc with the “pact” and brings it to Grace. As for Grace, she is looking, searching and not having success. Two years ago it was training to be a 911 operator, now it may or may not be baking cookies. when her sister who is married and wanting a child comes to her and says maybe you can be our surrogate, Grace’s life changes. Grace, the free spirit older sister, who promises Clair, that she’d have her baby. They were totally drunk but what shocks Clair and Henry more is the Grace agrees.
Now everyone becomes involved. Diane, Grace and Clair’s Mom is just as funny as these two girls and then the in-laws. Henry’s Mom is a hoot and also known as “The Mayonnaise Queen”. When Grace agrees she is just starting relationship with Jack, a fireman who she has talked to through work for about 6 moths. She tells him and I was shocked, gasped and shook my head when he said he liked the idea of surrogacy.
As we follow Grace, Clair, Henry,Diane, the in-laws and Jack through the journey there is a serious side and an almost wet your pants side. Henry wants to be closer to Grace and he has a compulsive need to give Grace bizarre and overly personal pregnancy gifts. He shows up with breakfast and then a trainer Reid who is going to make sure Grace is healthy. Then there is Grace’s best friend George (a girl) who needs a new drinking buddy, but decides she will go to AA instead.
As the sisters are faced with all of these dramatic life lessons you will laugh, cry and cheer. Grace was awesome as was Jack. There are many quotes below and these are just a sampling of what Happily Ever Before has to offer. A seriously great read.
Grace would be the planner and Clair would be the wild child. To be honest, for a short period of time, a time we will refer to as BPP (Before Popsicle Passed), - Highlight Loc. 440-41
“What if Grace had an inhospitable womb? With the kind of people she’s let in to the place and all the alcohol she’s drank, Grace’s womb probably looked like a hotel room after Tommy Lee trashed it!” - Highlight Loc. 961-66
He played with Grace’s hand, he liked how if felt in his. “I look at it this way, there are times when a choice shows up out of the blue, from nowhere, and you’re like where the hell did that come from? But, it came to you for a reason. The universe brought it to you because it knew you could handle it. And, maybe you’re the only person who can do this particular thing at this particular time. When you love someone you sometimes have to sacrifice a little bit in order to show them how much you love them, but that’s me and I’m not the one who’s going to have to give up ten months of my life or, may I say, a spectacular body, to have someone else’s kid. So, you need to look into your heart and figure out who is in there and why.” - Highlight Loc. 1309-11 “Masturbation makes life easier. ‘Nuff said. I read that a woman should have an orgasm a day; it keeps the stress away.” A laughing George sucked down her shake, “you’re serious about this?” “Damn straight sister!” - Highlight Loc. 1706-7
Last night he attempted Mozart’s “Prague Symphony Number Thirty Eight” and, well, I’m no music critic, but I’ve heard a cat in heat who sounded better than that.”
- Highlight Loc. 2415-16
“We know that,” said Clair. “Do you need condoms? Plus we have to get you a wax. Do you want to buy some sex toys, get some KY Jelly?”
“Grace,” Dr. Yael smiled, “stop thinking. Just be.” “Just be? I’m not sure that’s me,” Grace huffed. “Try saying this whenever you panic about it: just be calm, just be quiet, just be.”
George poured the hot water into a mug and grabbed some concentrated lemon out of the fridge and squirted it in. “She’s been trying to take a shit for over an hour and can’t.”
“She’s all red faced and sweating and she doesn’t look good.” “Call an ambulance, now.” “She doesn’t want one.” George peeked in on Grace who was shit wiggling away in the living room. “She’s doing a shit wiggle—that might help.”
“Be the shit, love the shit, free the shit—just push.” “If I push any harder, I’m going to give myself a stroke. Shut. The. Fuck. Up!”
“Who’s putting this stuff together? Is the store sending someone?” Henry smiled. “Nope, I’m doing it.” He then put down his side of Sal’s box. “Alone?” An alarmed Henry, Sr. asked. “Need I remind you of the camping debacle of ninety-one, the Christmas tree massacre of ninety-five, and the entertainment center crash of just six months ago?”
I received a copy of Happily Ever Before in exchange for an honest review. I had a lot of fun and a lot of laughs while reading this book. Co-authors Aimee Pitta and Melissa Peterman do a fab job at a bringing a fractured fairy-tale into the 21st century. Sisters Grace and Clair are both searching for their happy endings, and a drunken pact they made while watching a Lifetime movie is about to worm its way into that search. When Clair finds out she cannot have children, she is devastated. But wait! She unearths the wine-stained piece of paper where the sisters years before promised to have each other’s babies if one could not. They also promised to kill Tori Spelling...but that’s a different issue!
Grace doesn’t immediately jump on board to the whole having Clair’s kid thing. For one – she has a bangin’ body. For two, she is finally going on a date with fireman Jack, and how much would a pregnancy that’s not really hers settle in a new relationship? And then there’s the whole being pregnant thing – hormones, hemorrhoids, you name it. But a pact is a pact and a sister’s love runs deep, and Grace is knocked up in no time.
Happily Ever Before offers a comedic tale on a serious situation, pregnancy surrogates. I had a great time reading this and befriending Grace and Clair, both strong characters who bring a lot to the table. The sub-plots are a great addition as well – from Clair’s WASP-y in-laws, a rehabing alcoholic friend, and Grace and Clair’s mom getting back in the dating scene. And the Popsicle – super funny even while tragic. A 5 star read and one not to miss!
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So a little back story first: I'm a huge fan of Melissa Peterman, co-author of Happily Ever Before. She played a role on one of my favorite TV shows, Reba, and she's also on the new and just as hilarious Baby Daddy. She's does a fantastic job acting wise, so when I found out she was one of the people behind this book, I jumped at the chance to read it. I was curious to see how her switch as an actress to writer would go as well as how the story would turn out. The plot seemed potentially disastrous or amazingly original, but luckily enough, it was the later of the two!
Happily Ever Before tells the story of Grace and Clair, two completely different sisters. Grace has always been the wild child of the family, marching to her own drum, and doing whatever she makes her happy, because after witnessing her dad's death all those years ago, she knows life is short. Clair, on the other hand, is the major planner of the family. Over the years, she managed to accomplish most of the things on her life plan: landing a great job, meeting an amazing guy, and starting the life she dreamed off when she was little. There's only one tiny problem, Clair can't seal the perfect picture with a baby or two, because as it turns out, she's unable to have them. Not sure what to do, Clair turns to Grace, and asks her an unimaginable question: "Will you carry my baby?" This question sets them off a journey they could have never possibly imagine, but they know one thing for sure: nothing will ever be the same.
I have to admit something: I was a worried when I first began this. The writing style was a little different to what I was used to, and the plot just seemed crazy. However, as I continued reading, and found out more about the characters and plot, the more I began to enjoy it, and eventually adore it. One of the big reasons for this was the characters. I loved the two personalities Aimee and Melissa presented with the characters of Clair and Grace. They played off each other perfectly, which caused for lots of laughs as well as "Awww" moments. Better yet, I found both to be 100% likable. Grace was hilarious and witty, and I admired her greatly for risking everything to help her sister. Clair, on the other hand, was serious and a little anal with things, but that made her actions come out as sweet and funny more times then one. I also really enjoyed the variety of side characters. My favorite would have had to be George! She was a riot, and I'm really hoping Aimee and Melissa will decide to do a book about her exclusively in the future. I feel like there's a lot of potential there. Grace's love interest was also great, and I loved Clair and Grace's family as well as Clair's in laws.
The plot in this was also another high point. Once I got past the craziness of the plot, I began to really enjoy it. It was interesting to see everything that goes into surrogacy, and I especially enjoyed how Aimee and Melissa didn't make the situation picture perfect. There was problems and tension, and it made for a very good book to tell the truth. Some of the details about the graphic details about the pregnancy complications, though, I could have lived without.
The writing was overall good. There were some rough patches here and there, but besides that I thought the authors did a great job with presenting the book. I enjoyed the switch up off POVs as well as the "narrator" featured.
Heartwarming and hilarious, Happily Ever Before is a fantastic addition to the chick lit genre, and I can't wait to see what Melissa and Aimee have planned for book #2!
My absolute favorite quote (and one I stand by), refers to the evil that is What to Expect When You're Expecting: "This is not a pregnancy guide. It's a how to give a pregnant woman a heart attack guide. No one should expect that much." Darn right.
The writing style was a little different, particularly the narrator reminding me that this is "a story of two sisters." I liked it, especially the allusions to characters getting busy, but it definitely took some getting used to. The editing did seem to deteriorate as the book went on, which was frustrating. All in all, though, a great book. I'll probably even read it again.
For anyone who's had a baby or has a sister (including a sister from another mister), this is a thought-provoking and funny perspective on surrogacy. I laughed, I cried, and I sat in silence for a while after I read it. I think that, Nancy McKeon or not, I'd have my sisters' babies in a heartbeat if either of them needed me to. Knock on wood.
Get it, buy it, love it. I can't wait until it's a movie!!
This story is about two sisters who test their sisterly bond through surrogacy. Cute for chick lit, but a bit all over the place. A bit TMI on the peeing/pooping aspects of pregnancy and I wish there were as much detail to the business the sisters started as there was on the chapter of constipation. It captures all the usual chick lit topics like girlfriends, relationships, food, and sex.
I did like that the story was set in Chicago and listed a bunch of restaurants and venues that I am familiar with (even though some of them closed down several years ago and street names didn't match up), so that was fun.
A good debut novel for authors Peterman and Pitta.
This is one of those books where you can visualize the story as it is being told and it will make you loudly crack up whether you are in the privacy of your own home or a crowded doctors office... The characters are real. They are vulnerable yet strong, scattered yet driven and just delightful. I would want to be friends with them all! As funny as it is with the things that come out of their mouth's, it is also very touching. A great read about the bonds of sisterhood, friendship and family. It would make a great movie! Buy it! You wont be disappointed! I read it twice.
What a great book! So much fun, a fabulous read that's funny, warm, and loving! A story about two sisters that make a pact years before they realize what that pact really meant; it's a great read from the first page to the last. I loved all the characters - they are fun, real, funny, heart-warming, the depth of each character is definitely revealed but not in a too deep too intense way, you really get to know them, which I LOVED! It's a MUST READ! Literally a book you pick up but can't put down,and leaves you wanting more!
Wow....I don't know where to begin. This amazing funny story of love sacrifice,and all things family had me sucked in on chapter 1. I won't go into any details but no one will be disappointed with this book in any way shape or form. Look forward to reading more of this dynamic duo!!
This was sad. The premise was pretty good but the poor editing ruined it for me. So many spelling and tense mistakes. I'd be open to more from this author if the editing was better.
This book is not something that is going to make a best sellers list or make critics shout from the rooftops. It’s entertaining story written by two women who clearly were invested in these characters and story. Such investment is so rare in most fiction today, that it is refreshing to see it with a story with flawed, realistic characters and a reasonably paced story. It’s obvious to me that this book was a labor of love for the authors and that goes a long way with me even if the book itself was just okay.
However, the editing is terrible - there are punctuation and spelling errors throughout. I hope they invest in a better editor for future books because quite a few sentences I had to read multiple times to understand what was being conveyed or who was conveying it.
This story had the potential to be great but there are so many typos that you have to spend most of your time trying to figure out what it says. Reading and rereading gets distracting. Also, there are so many holes in the story. Things written that weren't explained,missing insights into characters with a few sentences that should go somewhere but stop dead in their tracks. Overall,the writing was disappointing and didn't do the story justice. The way the narrator's view points were thrown in there instead of keeping so consistent point of view was also odd. This book definitely needs a good editor and several more passes before being ready for publication.
I have to say that this is the first book that I've read that has had me bursting out laughing and crying, while my co-workers look at me thinking that I have totally lost my mind. I loved it, and really hated for it to end. Can't wait for a sequel. I love Melissa, so my reactions did not surprise me. These are the same reactions I have when watching her on television. Kudos!!!
More gratifying than 90% of the romantic comedies out there
As funny as Stephanie Plum's earlier books, equal to the emotions in Jill Mansell works and as aware of life as any nonfiction . Was such a pleasure to consume, tried to make it last longer.
1. If I read "911 Operator" one more time I was going to scream. I am 911. We are dispatchers. 2. The typos, the grammatical errors and the inconsistencies. No. Just, no.
I finished this for the sake of finishing, but run far, this is a mess.
This was a fun, quick read. The only reason I can't give it more stars was the horrible editing. I wanted to take a red pen to the pages (on my Kindle) and correct the many, many errors.
This book had a really cute story. It's about a woman who agrees to make a major sacrifice for her sister by being a surrogate. She has help along the way from family and friends and even falls in love! I laughed out loud quite a few times. The characters were fun and witty. I loved how much each character cared for the others. So much love in one family! I had to fight back tears of joy in the end.
Although the story was beautiful, the writing was terrible. It's somewhat surprising considering one of the writers is a professional writer. Normally I can overlook somewhat poor writing, but the writing was so horrible it actually impeded the reading process. The author desperately needed someone to edit before publishing. There were many typos... not just misspelled words but you could tell some sentences were missing words. In addition, the vocabulary used was repetitive and words weren't always used correctly. The author seemed to love the word "deadpanned" and I was surprised a word used so often was only used correctly 50% of the time. I also didn't like the way the book was narrated. It was narrated in the way a goofy satire movie is narrated, which was okay here and there. That narration style added humor and some kind of cutesy quality, but I felt it actually took away from the story as it was poorly executed in some places (I actually skipped paragraphs at times).
Even with the poor writing, I still think this book deserved 4 out of 5 stars; but only because I loved the story and characters.
This is an interesting question posed in a chick lit format ... would you artificially inseminate yourself with your sister's baby if she couldn't have kids? A life changing decision.
Clair approaches Grace to do her this ultimate favour, which she eventually agrees to. I didn't initially like Clair. She was very bossy and anal but she settled down (or maybe I got used to her) as the story moved on. Grace is a free thinker who is trying to figure out what she wants to do with her life. She's had many jobs and is wondering if she's really cut out to be a 911 operator. One benefit, though, is that she's met Jack, a fireman, through one of the calls. But is she really over Ray?
I found it to be a quick read. I liked the writing style, though I found there was a lot of swearing (keep in mind that I'm not a prude) and there was a bit too much detail sometimes (like when Grace couldn't poop).
The editing could have been tighter. There was a huge lack of punctuation ... for example, capital letters at the beginning of quotations, periods at the end of sentences, etc.
I'd recommend this if you are looking for something different ... it's a feel-good story about sisters and their families.
This is a book that should have not have been published ... yet.
The story itself is interesting and the characters are appealing. It is a fun idea and has some hilarious moments (spoiler: pregnant woman pees herself and thinks she's gone into labour) but the book itself needs a good editor and it could be considered PERFECTION in book form.
There are spelling and grammar errors (which always seem to be most offending when they are in a book rather than elsewhere) and there are some timeline issues. It is not always explained what is going on or what is being talked about and so it makes it feel choppy and a little stressful to have to guess for yourself and fill in those blanks. I often found myself confused about what was going on. For example, the story would move to the two sisters talking together with no one else around when there were other characters before but with no explanation that those other characters left. I guess the are assumed to have just disappeared?
I will likely read the next book but if the same issues follow in to that one as well, I don't think that I will keep going after that. With some tightening up though, as previously mentioned, this book and the whole series after could just be fabulous.
This book does exactly what this book sets out to do so well. It entertains. As someone who grew up on Lifetime movies and girl promises, I loved this story. I couldn't stop reading this story. I related to this story. And I have two brothers. My girlfriends are like my sisters, and this book reminded me I would do anything for them.
Aimee and Melissa took an interesting idea, whipped it into a funny frenzy, and gave it a modern fairy tale spin. I loved that. I also loved how real these characters were and how spot on their interactions were. I loved that the characters swore because people swear. I loved that Grace became constipated when pregnant because people are constipated when pregnant. I loved the narrator reminding us what we were reading and how some parts were none of our business. And, most importantly, I loved the ending. I usually have a hard time with endings and often times feel disappointed. Not an ounce of disappointment here. Just some unexpected wet tears on my cheek.
I couldn't wait for this book to be over. I bought this purely due to ratings on Amazon. Thankfully I am only out 99 cents.
My first of two laughs was 83% through the book. I found the story unrealistic, having birthed six children of my own. The f-bomb was just too much.
While I am a registered Independent, I did not like the political jab at Republicans. There was no storyline with politics, so it didn't fit. Keep politics out of this story. (FYI -- I wouldn't have liked it directed towards Democrats either.)
While I am slightly curious how the story develops, I would likely wait to read a sequel.
I was promised lots of laughs and the book delivered. I love my sister lots but I don't think that I would ever consent to let her use my uterus so she could have a child. I would sooner donate a kidney. This was a nice bit of fluffy reading that explored female friendships. One of the things that did annoy me in the book were the grammatical errors. It was like spell check or auto correct had been used to catch mistakes but had instead created some of them. The psychiatrist in the book was nicknamed the Nubian Goddess which they abbreviated NG but halfway through the book it started showing up as NB.
I really liked this story. I honestly wasn't expecting much out of it. I only paid $1 for the download, and I was just looking for a fast, easy read to throw in between other books.
The only thing that really drove me crazy was some of the spelling and grammar. It seemed to be thrown together fairly quickly, and it clearly wasn't edited much. The writing style wasn't the best I've ever read, but like I said before..... I paid a dollar for the book, and I really enjoyed the storyline for the price and the few days I spent reading it.
Overall, the story was cute, but this book needs serious work. For one, it was inaccurate on several fronts, like the emergency room scene where she was in the room with a guy with something in his foot. And the timeline was off multiple times, like mailing the invitations then later mentioning including the charity information in them. Finally, the typos drove me crazy! Did the publisher not even proofread? I mean, I chuckled at "elevate his stress" instead of alleviate his stress, but the missing words and to/too issues were far too frequent.
I absolutely laughed my way through this book. I'm always annoyed by bad proofreading, but I overlooked it in this book. Told mostly from Gracie's point of view, she and her friend George, along with her sister Clair (with an inhospitable uterus) and her husband Henry, find themselves going through a year's worth of surrogacy, going on the wagon, dating while pregnant, dealing with in-laws and their mother with a new love interest. There are very poignant moments and fun moments but everyone goes through the whole process with lots of love.
I enjoyed the book very much, as it progressed from friendships to romance and pregnancy, which were surprisingly related. There are many amusing and even some laugh out loud moments.
There needs to be some serious editing done, which is why I deducted one star from the rating. Misspelled words, many run-on sentences, and capitalization errors made reading quite challenging.
The premises of the book totally drew me in. I was preparing myself to offer to carry a baby for my own sister when she had an unexpected miracle baby. I couldn’t wait to read how these two sisters handled it. Unfortunately the delivery of the story was just not my style. I didn’t like how the reader was randomly addressed or the different viewpoints. The TMI was over-the-top; peeing, flatulence, etc. Just too gross. Now of the characters seemed “real. Sadly, this just missed the mark for me.
I'm not one to typically pick up this genre of book, but Happily Ever Before far exceeds its genre. The main characters are real women with real lives and real problems. Most importantly for me is that the writing is sophisticated and thoughtful. And on top of all that, it's damn funny! Be sure to block out an afternoon once you start reading because you're not going to want to put it down.