DNF p. 26
Usually I'm pretty strict with my 20% rule, but I just can't this time. It's too stupid. It is quite possibly the stupidest thing I've ever read.
It's not just the poor language.
It's not just the juvenile (or extremely chauvinistic - I can't quite tell) attitude.
(On both these points see my update comments)
It's not just the complete lack of any establishment of character, setting or plot.
It's the combination of these things that make the whole so much less than the parts. I wish it was so bad it's good (or at least funny), and at times it almost was. Some of the sexism (toward both sexes mind you, not that that makes it any better) and the blunt frivolity could have maybe been meant tongue in cheek, but I don't think it was intended and in any case it didn't work.
As far as I read the line on page 14 "Vicky had their attention. Not with her words. Her boobs." takes the cake when it comes to stupid writing, but what actually pissed me off a little bit wasn't some awkward one-liner.
Vicky leaves the safety of Kris' ship to supposedly tell her side of the story (of a war with aliens that is mentioned in passing, but we know nothing about) to the media and deliberately "unintentionally" flashes her boobs to the camera to make the interviewer giver her enough camera time. (The media has been flooding their communications with requests for statements ever since they arrived, so why this ploy for extra time is necessary, I have no idea.) She blames everything on Kris Longknife and paints her as the most vile, heartless, sex-crazed femme fatale in the universe. I know they're supposed to be enemies from before, but she shows no animosity towards Kris in this book and even spends quite some time telling us how they're all getting along so well. So the motivation behind this, why she needs to go to such drastic measures to voice her version of the truth, is not explained whatsoever. We have no idea why she is doing this, she just says I need to do this and then she does this. The impression is that she leaves the ship because she's bored and seems to have a ton of fun making all the men she meets brains explode with her nipple-slip.
Fine... well not really fine, but I'm thinking: this is building up to something. There is some information we're not getting yet, but there must be a really good reason for her to create this media shit storm, putting her reputation and safety at risk. Right?
Then at page 26:
<< When Admiral Gort turned on her, he was livid. "How could you make such a spectacle of yourself?" he demanded. [...]
"I might have acted differently if I'd known that you were coming, sir."
"Have you heard of communications, Lieutenant? You could have sent a simple message."
Vicky felt the blood drain from her face. She had never thought of something so simple as sending out a message. Besides, she had no idea who to address it to. Her dad? The Navy? She hadn't the foggiest notion who, in this situation, she was supposed to report to."
What the f***! Really? I mean.. this is a joke right? *skimming ahead to see if this complete failure of common sense and human action is addressed at all.... no? "mature lover...Opportunities?...The alien ship was the size of the moon, sir...That big, huh?" What the hell am I reading? why is nobody in this book acting like real human beings!?*
Is she is supposed to be some idiot savant? Or maybe just a stupid princess who is the readers portal into a world of danger and aristocratic intrigue that happens around her because she's always where the important people are, but never actually does anything herself (except mistakes that might end up being fortunate mistakes after all)? Actually that might not be a half bad idea, well it's not that strong of an idea, but it's still better than this, because she's supposed to be a Lieutenant and.... argh! I... so don't care anymore.
I can't bring myself to keep reading, it's just not going to be worth it.
P. S. Two words: Annah Bowlingame