“…And you have
no bitches.”
₊˚ʚ 7 out of 10! ₊˚✧ ゚🖇️ .
゚ 🦢⋆ 𝘋𝘈𝘛𝘌: 17/01/2025 (2 hours) ☂︎ ⋆ ゚
˚˖໋ 𝐩𝐫𝐞-𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 ¡!˚ೀ
Reading this for the EVAU (pre-college exams in Spain 😭), my Latin teacher says it’s actually pretty funny and I chose to trust him.
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I didn’t trust anything coming out from ancient societies to be as good as everyone says (that’s rich coming from a humanist, I know, but I don’t mean it like that 😭). But the fact that this man chose to start his book by saying “You better stretch your legs and stand up because this Plautus’ comedy we’re playing is long af 🙏🏻🔥” made me realize I was about to read a masterpiece. Mainly because it’s just 72 pages long, five of them being just an introduction. First click-bait ever? 🤨📸
I cannot believe this but I actually laughed reading this book. I actually laughed. Studying roman comedy I thought there was no way plays back then were so funny they made a dude named Plautus (💀) famous. Turns out they are. And that made me realize that, indeed, humans haven’t changed as much as most people believe. That’s why I chose the Humanism path, for stuff like this.
What makes this ten times funnier is that the only female character and romantic interest had to be played by a man (women weren’t allowed to act in Ancient Rome [or anywhere else after that for a long time, for that matter]).
Actually, thinking about it, is it fair to say this is Deadpool’s first appearance in history? Replace Pseudolus’ name with Wade’s and I’m telling you, nothing changes. Breaking the fourth-wall, being absolutely unhinged, not caring about anything, come on. My favorite Marvel character is Deadpool, can you tell 🥰?
Always listening to my Latin teacher from now on, Vae Victis, I guess 🙌🏻