Grant Morrison is often lauded as a comic-writing genius, but he has a very particular, nuanced style that I find eye-rollingly easy to hate. He likes to dig up and use crusty, obscure, nigh-worthless bits of a character's decades-long history and make them feel like important parts of a story you've missed out on. He likes to have characters give a lot of psycho-babble--"psycho" here meaning "psychotic," and he likes to pretend like he's using their ramblings to cleverly hide mysterious plot details instead of completely obfuscating any attempt to understand the story. And he likes to play the "long-con" game of trying to sow a small and seemingly insignificant seed in the beginning of the story that is revealed to be of paramount importance by the end. All of which can, at times, be wildly successful and enjoyable, but this is unfortunately not one of those times.
What is this story about? Who are these mysterious bad guys Batman and Co are supposed to be fighting? Are they even fighting? Is Batman, Inc. an actual network of heroes, or a series of random, barely connected, not at all important team-ups with various "store-brand" versions of Batman? It's a shame, really, because many of the characters introduced seem like they could be interesting if Morrison devoted any time at all to continuing to use and develop the ones he began to flesh out. It could also have been a cool glimpse into how Batmen need to be tweaked a bit different in each of the different settings, or how Batman himself needs to adapt to the challenges of different cultures and criminals. But nope, random, world-cavorting mindless caper it is. Batman proves that he's a master detective by arriving too late, deducing one thing, and punching an exposed member of the super-secret baddie group in the face. There are also a number of REALLY ANNOYING instances where the story will suddenly jump ahead, as if there are parts of it missing, and suddenly the characters will end up in a place doing a thing and I have no idea how or why they got there. I thought that perhaps there were actual chapters they left out of this collection, but that wasn't the case. And just to make sure I knew Morrison was doing this on purpose, he sometimes does it within a single chapter of the graphic novel! There were a couple of instances where I thought, "Finally, he's going to have a character just explain this mess of a so-called story" and then the next page would have be that character with completely different characters in the middle of a completely different conversation. I'll give you some examples to give you an idea of what I mean.
One is directly from the book, and the other is parody. I'll leave it to you decide which is which.
Batman: You're my closest associates. I owe it to All of you to tell you what I experienced when I was lost in time. Maybe this will help explain what we're doing here.
Eager turn of the page to get some better context. Suddenly two of the characters are drinking coffee, and everyone else is apparently gone. They are now watching a news report (seen earlier in the comic) with Batman.
Dick Grayson: People are buying shares in Wayne. They want to be part of this.
Robin: *errcch* In-sane.
Batman: The Joker's in deep security lockdown at Arkham. Everyone else will get the message and keep their heads below the parapet.
Jeice: Wait, wha-? Did I miss something? Are there pages glued together?
The characters continue the conversation to marvel at Batman writing bogus conspiratorial messages on a message board to sow confusion as to his secret identity
Jeice: I, wait, are we...huh?!
Mysterious villain: And the madness of patagonia dibble-dabbles in the sweet circlet of the mind-space, where all is nothing and nothing is all! They play melodies of melodrama and the tinkle-tinkering of the sad lute is the final disillusion of the dilapidated genius! Did we dance? Did we dine? Do we have legs or teeth? Nobody knows!
The end.