I think the fact that I read this book proves that I am, if nothing else, committed to the bit.
I suppose the first thing I should mention is that I respect the monsterf*cker community, but it is absolutely not my cup of tea.
Our FMC in this book is possibly one of the most insufferable characters in any book I have ever read (and I've read The Catcher in the Rye), Heather's past as an influencer causes her to think in hashtags and say/think things like "As if he isn't a total cinnamon roll!" and "It worked fine for 22 years until I yeeted myself off the internet." What does this tell me? Someone spent too much time on Tumblr in 2014. Her saving grace is that her opinion that everyone should work in the service industry at least once in their life is valid, and I agree.
Of this book specifically, my biggest quibble is that the plot is virtually nonexistent. The reader is forced into a half-developed fantasy world that, quite honestly, had some serious potential, but the author never fleshed it out. I've tried to figure out what the climax of the book is, and the only conclusion I can come to is the third-act breakup that we see at the 82% mark is the climax. Like most third-act breakups, it's fueled by a miscommunication trope.
My favorite character is the queen, whose consistent misunderstanding of Heather's millennial-speak provides the comedic relief that this book desperately needs. (She also turns out to be a Black Widow killer, further establishing her position as the best character in this series.)
I always appreciate a book with some realism, in this one, we have a non-binary character named Pepper. Additionally, we see the return of Heather's Hashimoto's Disease. This girl glutens herself, knowing the consequences she is bestowing upon herself. I know the author has Hashimoto's, but from my experience, people with Hashimoto's don't gluten themselves, and we see exactly why in the book when Heather has a flare-up. This just adds to Heather's insufferability.
Other honorable mentions from this book include the author having no idea what Gallipolis, OH and Point Pleasant, WV are like other than their connection to Mothman, Mothman's name being Death, Mothman canonically knowing the Cupid Shuffle, and the author waiting until the 92% mark for Mothman CNC.
Of course, I always take points off once I find too many typos. I found five. One of them being 'pantie'.
But wait! The bit isn't done! My morbid curiosity will only be satisfied next year, with the conclusion to this series. See y'all then!