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五个渣攻为我醋炸天
English Title: Five Scum Gongs Get Crazy Jealousy For Me
系统：只要完成五个刷渣攻任务，你就能退休了。
第一个是皇家军事学院里的校园霸凌者，他会为了给主角受出气让你变成残疾。
第二个是白切黑的帝国学院太傅大人，他为了给主角受出气让你退学。
第三个是富可敌国掌握全球经济命脉的资本家，他为了主角受让你家破产。
第四个是星际知名医学家，救你于水火治好你的残疾，但其实他是为了救主角受拿你做人体实验。
第五个是权倾天下的帝国皇帝对你见色起意巧取豪夺然而爱上主角受之后将你打入冷宫……
单维意：行了，我知道了，一起上吧。
系统：？
单维意：我要一次刷五个，懂？
系统：您可能不太理解退休任务的难度。您除了需要以炮灰开局刷渣攻副本之外，还需要应对“主角受”的挑战。他们由快穿专员饰演，手握主角剧本，比您先进入小世界，先获得渣攻好感度，并会全程尽力阻止您完成任务。也就是说，您不但要面对五个渣攻，还要面对五个玛丽苏……
单维意：我明白了。
系统：您明白了什么？
单维意：我要打十个。
一个海王炸鱼塘的故事
五个渣攻都不是正攻
正攻是系统
System: As long as you complete five scum gong elimination missions, you can retire.
The first is a school bully at the Royal Military Academy. To vent the protagonist Shou’s anger, he will disable you
The second one is the “white cut black*” Imperial Academy Taifu. To vent the protagonist Shou’s anger, he will have you drop out of school
The third is a capitalist who is extremely wealthy and holds the lifeline of the global economy. For the protagonist Shou, he will have your family go bankrupt
The fourth is a well-known interstellar medical scientist who saves you from water and fire and cures your disabilities. But in fact he accepted you for the protagonist Shou to use as a human experiment.
The fifth is the emperor of the empire, who has the power to overturn the whole world is interested in you and wants to take advantage of you, but after falling in love with the protagonist Shou, he throws you into the cold palace…
Shan Weiyi: Alright, I see, have them come all at once.
System: ?
Shan Weiyi: I want to eliminate five at a time, understand?
System: You may not quite understand the difficulty of the retirement task. In addition to starting as a cannon fodder to eliminate the scum gongs, you also need to deal with the challenge of “the protagonist shou”. They are played by the quick transmigration commissioners holding the script of the protagonist in hand, entering the small world before you, gaining the favorability of the Scum Gong first, and will try their best to prevent you from completing the task. In other words, you not only have to face five scumbag gongs, but also five Mary Sues…
Shan Weiyi: I understand.
System: What do you understand?
Shan Weiyi: I have to fight ten.
系统：只要完成五个刷渣攻任务，你就能退休了。
第一个是皇家军事学院里的校园霸凌者，他会为了给主角受出气让你变成残疾。
第二个是白切黑的帝国学院太傅大人，他为了给主角受出气让你退学。
第三个是富可敌国掌握全球经济命脉的资本家，他为了主角受让你家破产。
第四个是星际知名医学家，救你于水火治好你的残疾，但其实他是为了救主角受拿你做人体实验。
第五个是权倾天下的帝国皇帝对你见色起意巧取豪夺然而爱上主角受之后将你打入冷宫……
单维意：行了，我知道了，一起上吧。
系统：？
单维意：我要一次刷五个，懂？
系统：您可能不太理解退休任务的难度。您除了需要以炮灰开局刷渣攻副本之外，还需要应对“主角受”的挑战。他们由快穿专员饰演，手握主角剧本，比您先进入小世界，先获得渣攻好感度，并会全程尽力阻止您完成任务。也就是说，您不但要面对五个渣攻，还要面对五个玛丽苏……
单维意：我明白了。
系统：您明白了什么？
单维意：我要打十个。
一个海王炸鱼塘的故事
五个渣攻都不是正攻
正攻是系统
System: As long as you complete five scum gong elimination missions, you can retire.
The first is a school bully at the Royal Military Academy. To vent the protagonist Shou’s anger, he will disable you
The second one is the “white cut black*” Imperial Academy Taifu. To vent the protagonist Shou’s anger, he will have you drop out of school
The third is a capitalist who is extremely wealthy and holds the lifeline of the global economy. For the protagonist Shou, he will have your family go bankrupt
The fourth is a well-known interstellar medical scientist who saves you from water and fire and cures your disabilities. But in fact he accepted you for the protagonist Shou to use as a human experiment.
The fifth is the emperor of the empire, who has the power to overturn the whole world is interested in you and wants to take advantage of you, but after falling in love with the protagonist Shou, he throws you into the cold palace…
Shan Weiyi: Alright, I see, have them come all at once.
System: ?
Shan Weiyi: I want to eliminate five at a time, understand?
System: You may not quite understand the difficulty of the retirement task. In addition to starting as a cannon fodder to eliminate the scum gongs, you also need to deal with the challenge of “the protagonist shou”. They are played by the quick transmigration commissioners holding the script of the protagonist in hand, entering the small world before you, gaining the favorability of the Scum Gong first, and will try their best to prevent you from completing the task. In other words, you not only have to face five scumbag gongs, but also five Mary Sues…
Shan Weiyi: I understand.
System: What do you understand?
Shan Weiyi: I have to fight ten.
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July 30, 2023
A really cool story with a very cool Mc, but I find myself wishing it was a harem (which I never, never do). The final ml is so bland and without personality. What is the moral? That in love, you should only accept someone who you've created to your exact specifications, who will blindly obey you and never do anything on their own? How awful. The Mc hates the gongs for being scum and treating the romantic partners they have in the original story like pets/tools, but doesn't he do the same?
Honestly, the origin story is so cool in this novel, but I hated where the author took it. The richly described gongs were so appealing.... I really felt bad for them at the end. And even though the author tries to excuse it by repeatedly saying how they will attack like wild animals the instant they're no longer coerced, that feels like bias from the Mc. They don't seem to in their original story, with the illogical Mc, and they don't even when pushed again and again by the new mc. So how do we know they would turn on the Mc in the end? So they are scummy, but the Mc isn't a pure lotus either. There's nothing to show they aren't reformed scum.
Honestly, the origin story is so cool in this novel, but I hated where the author took it. The richly described gongs were so appealing.... I really felt bad for them at the end. And even though the author tries to excuse it by repeatedly saying how they will attack like wild animals the instant they're no longer coerced, that feels like bias from the Mc. They don't seem to in their original story, with the illogical Mc, and they don't even when pushed again and again by the new mc. So how do we know they would turn on the Mc in the end? So they are scummy, but the Mc isn't a pure lotus either. There's nothing to show they aren't reformed scum.
January 22, 2026
English Title: Five Scum Gongs Get Crazy Jealousy For Me
This was an OK read. My main issue was that reading this felt dry; there's no "emotional" value, so to speak. The MC did the things he did just because, and only once in a while he'd explain "why" to the ML. But most of the time, he just did stuff and everything worked out as if he'd foreseen it all. As a reader it left me with the feeling of "huh? Guess he knew this would happen?". Other characters commented about the MC having outwitted them, and yes, the end result showed that he outsmarted them, but something was missing. The MC went, here's what I did, and here's why the scum gongs would fall into the trap, but there's no explanation on "how" the MC got there. Would had been more helpful if the story showed the MC's thought process.
The so-called ML... can't really be called an ML, be it in role or in romance. He's really just a convenient sidekick and a usable d**do when the story required it. It's really not romance when the other party was devoted to the MC because that's how they're built to be.
The things the MC did might make you uncomfortable. Emotional, psychological and physical manipulation... I was uncomfortable, but the fact that the gongs he was abusing were absolute trash made it somewhat acceptable.
I wish the story had shown more of what happened after the end, especially what happened to the other quick transmigrator, but it just ended. Like, what happened to the captured systems?
I did appreciate the plot twist near the end, which put this story closer to 3.5 for me.
This was an OK read. My main issue was that reading this felt dry; there's no "emotional" value, so to speak. The MC did the things he did just because, and only once in a while he'd explain "why" to the ML. But most of the time, he just did stuff and everything worked out as if he'd foreseen it all. As a reader it left me with the feeling of "huh? Guess he knew this would happen?". Other characters commented about the MC having outwitted them, and yes, the end result showed that he outsmarted them, but something was missing. The MC went, here's what I did, and here's why the scum gongs would fall into the trap, but there's no explanation on "how" the MC got there. Would had been more helpful if the story showed the MC's thought process.
The so-called ML... can't really be called an ML, be it in role or in romance. He's really just a convenient sidekick and a usable d**do when the story required it. It's really not romance when the other party was devoted to the MC because that's how they're built to be.
The things the MC did might make you uncomfortable. Emotional, psychological and physical manipulation... I was uncomfortable, but the fact that the gongs he was abusing were absolute trash made it somewhat acceptable.
I wish the story had shown more of what happened after the end, especially what happened to the other quick transmigrator, but it just ended. Like, what happened to the captured systems?
I did appreciate the plot twist near the end, which put this story closer to 3.5 for me.
October 7, 2023
This has been unexpectedly good????
I started reading this novel with 0 intentions, just looking for an agile, entertaining, and original story. And it has been quite better than I expected! There is a real plot, side misteries, funny scenes... I have the feeling that the author wanted revenge for all those stories with obsessive, cruel and manipulative scum gongs who mistreat their romantic interests. It has been very satisfying to read a book where those scums get what they deserve.
My only complaints: the MC is too perfect. Shang Weiyi is never in danger, his plans never fail, he always wins even when others think they have surpassed him. I've missed more tension and danger. Also, many of the scum gongs became stupid after obsessing over Shang Weiyi, especially two of them... And the other quick transmigrators are also very stupid. In the end, even though it was supposed to be a complicated (almost impossible!!!) mission, everything has been too easy for Shang Weiyi.
On the other hand, I wasn't interested in the romantic relationship between him and the ML. Shang Weiyi practically creates his perfect boyfriend. The concept is cute, but the execution has been boring.
I started reading this novel with 0 intentions, just looking for an agile, entertaining, and original story. And it has been quite better than I expected! There is a real plot, side misteries, funny scenes... I have the feeling that the author wanted revenge for all those stories with obsessive, cruel and manipulative scum gongs who mistreat their romantic interests. It has been very satisfying to read a book where those scums get what they deserve.
My only complaints: the MC is too perfect. Shang Weiyi is never in danger, his plans never fail, he always wins even when others think they have surpassed him. I've missed more tension and danger. Also, many of the scum gongs became stupid after obsessing over Shang Weiyi, especially two of them... And the other quick transmigrators are also very stupid. In the end, even though it was supposed to be a complicated (almost impossible!!!) mission, everything has been too easy for Shang Weiyi.
On the other hand, I wasn't interested in the romantic relationship between him and the ML. Shang Weiyi practically creates his perfect boyfriend. The concept is cute, but the execution has been boring.
November 17, 2023
3.5 stars
I really liked the world building in this book. Most interstellar books gloss over a lot of technological advancements other than weapons and body modification that obviously impact the plot. However, I really liked how the author used big data to highlight parts of the plot.
Also, Shan Weiyi was ruthless, and I was all for it! Especially loved Tongzi's growth as well. What a cutie.
I really liked the world building in this book. Most interstellar books gloss over a lot of technological advancements other than weapons and body modification that obviously impact the plot. However, I really liked how the author used big data to highlight parts of the plot.
Also, Shan Weiyi was ruthless, and I was all for it! Especially loved Tongzi's growth as well. What a cutie.
August 2, 2023
hmm the ending was a bit meh for me
September 9, 2023
Mixed feelings on this one. Like the fact that it's not real harem, but things got a bit much later
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