Stars: 5/5 [Great characters and banter]
Spice: 2.5/5 [Some explicit scenes, but does not dominate the plot]
Holy crap; this might be the funniest book I’ve read in a long time. I legitimately couldn’t get through even a few sentences at a time without snorting and laughing. My poor husband sitting next to me had to endure the giggles as I read last night, and even he found some of the passages funny when I read them out loud to him (and his normal reaction to my books is “that’s nice, sweetheart”).
For your entertainment:
“‘My Mermish name is’ —he screamed at me, lolling his tongue about in his mouth—’but you humans have difficulty pronouncing that.’” (p. 55)
“Righ. Horus. As in the Horus. As in the ancient Egyptian god of kings. Teaching a speed control class. To a bunch of delinquents. And likes to be called Russ.” (p. 14)
This was labeled as a fantasy rom-com and the story fit the bill perfectly. I felt like I was reading a fantasy version of a Meghan Quinn book—I love her contemporary rom-coms, so this wasn’t a stretch for me to enjoy. If you enjoy rom-coms, low-stakes fantasy, and cake decorating, you’ll love this book.
Joey, or Peaches as Taurin calls her, is a human delivery driver on her last legs with the law in the Borderlands—the mecca for both mythics and humans. She drives a little too fast and has run out of goodwill with the police officers who pull her over. The consequence? The impounding of her little red car and the relinquishment of her license. The problem with that? Joey literally needs her car in order to make money. No car means no deliveries, which means no money; no money means that Joey’s roommate will kick her out of their flat for being late on rent….again. Joey has one last chance—take a safe driving course at the local college and all will be forgiven. Joey, as usual, is late to her driving course and ends up in the wrong class. Taurin is a minotaur, the last minotaur in the Borderlands, and has an anger management issue. Other species, particularly dragons, trigger him to See Red and flatten any building around him. Taurin also is on thin ice with the law; he’s tasked with attending counseling sessions, making friends (other than his three flatmates), and successfully completing his cake decorating class. If he doesn’t, or loses control again, he’ll be facing a really long sentence in the gaol. Unfortunately for Taurin, Joey makes an appearance in his cake decorating class and turns his world upside down—literally. Filled with love and laughter, this is a really sweet tale about two people who, on the outside, society thinks shouldn’t be together, but overcome the odds set against them. Best part of all? There’s a cake decorating contest! Also, the characters are in their 30s!!
The banter and dialogue are exceptional in this story, and I really loved being in Joey’s head–she has some really interesting thoughts about different mythics and I loved her characterization. I also really enjoyed the societal pieces seamlessly interwoven into the narrative. Police corruption, racism, stereotypes, forced relocation, etc. are all themes that are addressed, discussed, and present challenges for our FMC and MMC. It was a really great take on our modern societal issues, just translated into a fantasy world.