Be still my beating heart! Where do I begin with this review? I'll start by trying to explain how much I deeply love the rollercoaster, Nemesis which can be found in the Forbidden Valley at Alton Towers (for anyone from outside of the UK who might happen to read this, Alton Towers is, quite simply, the best theme park in the UK, hands down. I will happily debate this with anyone. But I am completely correct).
I was lucky enough to grow up in a town close to the park (which I happily noted gets a mention in the book) and I will quite willingly bore anyone with stories of a lifetime of visits there. I was even fortunate enough to do my school work experience there - in the Nemesis gift shop, no less, which was one of the happiest weeks of my life. Nemesis (or Nemesis Reborn as it is now called after a brilliant facelift which was completed last year) is a wonderful, beautiful, clever, joyous rollercoaster which still makes me cry happy tears after every ride, even after 30 years. Don't get me started on the emotions I felt when I rode it with my daughter last year on her first go at exactly the same age I was when I first rode it. I maintain that if every town in the world had a municipal Nemesis which people could just hop on once or twice a day, crime rates would plummet because everyone would be so happy all the time. Sorry, therapists and counsellors, you'd all be out of a job in this utopia of mine.
Anyway, I'm supposed to be reviewing this book (which I bought on a trip to Alton Towers earlier in the week - I now live in Scotland so I only get to go once or twice a year). Of course my love of Nemesis does make me a little biased but this was such a fun read - the great Mr. Wardley has truly led an incredible life by developing a fascinating career so you definitely don't need to be an Alton Towers nut to appreciate this book. The stuff about Nemesis actually only took up about 3 or 4 pages of the book but that didn't matter at all - every step of John's career has been filled with interesting people and an amazing array of designing magic acts, animatronics, film stunts, theme park rides and much more. I especially loved the bit about Keith Sparkes (how much I wish I could've shook that man's hand and told him how much Doom & Sons had meant to me as a little kid) - he sounded like an absolute legend.
In summary, I am so glad I splurged on this £15 book (most of my books are 3 for £1 from charity shops so this was a real treat!). It was worth every penny. All I can say is, Thank you, John - my life would've been a little less magical without your creations.