Hero manipulates his employee, the heroine, into pretending to be his girlfriend in order to keep a clingy OW at a distance. Then proceeds to jump, roll, and play fetch every time the OW whistles. I think he got a kick out of having two women panting over him and I have no doubt believing, as his own parents observed, that he would have eventually succumbed to happy matrimony with the OW except that she decided to run off with his stepbrother at the last minute instead. This was truly a nauseating story :~{