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My Vampire Doms #2
Ouch! My Vampire Doms Don’t Sparkle
These kinky vampires are nothing like the heroes from my teenage romance novels. I’m still hiding from my homicidal stepfather, and I’m now housed in the library of two wickedly-sexy vampires. I’m doing my best not to fall for my protectors. Xander is rude, gruff, and reserved. But his commitment to my safety is unwavering, and the looks he casts in my direction leave my head spinning. Will, however—he’s all-in. He feeds me, protects me, treats me like his little princess. This is the caretaking I didn’t know I needed, the stern discipline I’ve always craved. While I’m in hiding, they’re facing a danger of their own. A vampire from their past has returned, and this guy is so dangerous he makes my stepdad look like a teddy bear. Xander and Will don’t want me to meet him, but they’ll be in danger if I don’t go. And if I do go? I might not survive. Ouch! My Vampire Doms Don’t Sparkle is the second installment in a planned six-book series. It was also published as Episodes 15-28 of the serial Ouch! My Vampire Doms Keep Biting Me on Kindle Vella. For information about content warnings or how to read ahead in the series, please visit the author’s website.
142 pages, Kindle Edition
Published September 26, 2023
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October 12, 2023
4.25⭐️
If the first novella in the Vampire Doms series was the introduction to the characters and the paranormal world that Jayne has created, then Ouch! My Vampire Doms Don't Sparkle truly started to set up the over-arching plot and villain for the series.
Just like the first novella, I sped through this story and ended up satisfied and excited for what will come next for Autumn, Will, and Xander. Jayne definitely built upon the dynamics between Will, Xander, and Autumn; I loved the progress that Autumn and Will made, and was happy to see Xander finally coming around to Autumn being in his life.
I thought Jayne created a nice dynamic between Will and Xander. I felt like we got more of their shared lives in this novella, and their years of history together came through. It was clear by the end of this book that these three belong together as a unit, and as good as Autumn and Will are together, they are not meant to be just the two of them.
Jayne took us to new locations in this novella, and I loved the descriptions and scenes as each new chapter unfolded. It was easy to visualize everything happening on the page, and easy to feel everyone's emotions as bigger dangers came into play.
I loved that Jayne introduced a new enemy into the plot during this novella. Now that Autumn is running from her past and has to be cautious of her present, the stakes are even higher for her and she's going to have to truly rely on her vampires to keep her safe. These three really started to grow together in this novella, and I can't wait to see them continue on their journey.
If the first novella in the Vampire Doms series was the introduction to the characters and the paranormal world that Jayne has created, then Ouch! My Vampire Doms Don't Sparkle truly started to set up the over-arching plot and villain for the series.
Just like the first novella, I sped through this story and ended up satisfied and excited for what will come next for Autumn, Will, and Xander. Jayne definitely built upon the dynamics between Will, Xander, and Autumn; I loved the progress that Autumn and Will made, and was happy to see Xander finally coming around to Autumn being in his life.
I thought Jayne created a nice dynamic between Will and Xander. I felt like we got more of their shared lives in this novella, and their years of history together came through. It was clear by the end of this book that these three belong together as a unit, and as good as Autumn and Will are together, they are not meant to be just the two of them.
Jayne took us to new locations in this novella, and I loved the descriptions and scenes as each new chapter unfolded. It was easy to visualize everything happening on the page, and easy to feel everyone's emotions as bigger dangers came into play.
I loved that Jayne introduced a new enemy into the plot during this novella. Now that Autumn is running from her past and has to be cautious of her present, the stakes are even higher for her and she's going to have to truly rely on her vampires to keep her safe. These three really started to grow together in this novella, and I can't wait to see them continue on their journey.
October 5, 2023
Another smashing hit by Calista Jayne. Ouch, My Vampire Doms Don't Sparkle is full of danger and intrigue. I love how Calista's characters come to life on the page.
Poor Autumn is surrounded by danger every where she turns. Her evil step father still trying to track her down, living in the library with two vampires, Will and Xander, one who showers her with love and care, the other treating her like she's unwanted. And now an evil vampire is trying to encroach on Will and Xander's territory. Attending her first blood banquet could be the end of her.
If you love romance with lots of steam and just the right amount of danger, then you will want to read Ouch, My Vampire Doms Don't Sparkle by Calista Jayne.
calista-jayne
Poor Autumn is surrounded by danger every where she turns. Her evil step father still trying to track her down, living in the library with two vampires, Will and Xander, one who showers her with love and care, the other treating her like she's unwanted. And now an evil vampire is trying to encroach on Will and Xander's territory. Attending her first blood banquet could be the end of her.
If you love romance with lots of steam and just the right amount of danger, then you will want to read Ouch, My Vampire Doms Don't Sparkle by Calista Jayne.
calista-jayne
February 12, 2024
After reading the first book (episodes) I was curious where the three would end up.
I love how caring Will is to Autumn. And how Xander struggles with his feelings and not wanting to make the same mistake as in their past.
The adventure continues.
The romance is definitely spicy hot. So mature readers only.
The drama is intense. Loved the interaction between the three. Of course there is trouble brewing with an enemy in their territory. What they decide to do was interesting. Also why is Xander targeted?
The story ends in another spectacular cliffhanger.
Well written. This is a series I will be reading again.
I love how caring Will is to Autumn. And how Xander struggles with his feelings and not wanting to make the same mistake as in their past.
The adventure continues.
The romance is definitely spicy hot. So mature readers only.
The drama is intense. Loved the interaction between the three. Of course there is trouble brewing with an enemy in their territory. What they decide to do was interesting. Also why is Xander targeted?
The story ends in another spectacular cliffhanger.
Well written. This is a series I will be reading again.
June 8, 2024
Resisting pull for her safety
Book 2 picks up shortly after book 1 ends. Want to read in order.
I adore Will, Xander and Autumn's characters. The pull between them is undeniable, except the guys try to.
We get to see more of the vampire world - a power struggle is brewing and Autumn may be in the middle.
I loved the part where Autumn brings up the idea that vampires sparkle. The reaction was priceless.
Ending was bittersweet. High followed by a low. With so many books left in the series know there is more to come and it would be too easy to have happy ending already. Think I know what happened. I look forward to reading book 3 to find out.
Book 2 picks up shortly after book 1 ends. Want to read in order.
I adore Will, Xander and Autumn's characters. The pull between them is undeniable, except the guys try to.
We get to see more of the vampire world - a power struggle is brewing and Autumn may be in the middle.
I loved the part where Autumn brings up the idea that vampires sparkle. The reaction was priceless.
Ending was bittersweet. High followed by a low. With so many books left in the series know there is more to come and it would be too easy to have happy ending already. Think I know what happened. I look forward to reading book 3 to find out.
February 19, 2024
3.5 stars
Okay, this was more fun than the first installment. The vampire politics intrigue was interesting, the characters got more flesh around their bones and it finally did not read like the exact same story I read from Calista Jayne before. The characters are changing, learning stuff, and the sparkle thing was funny. Plus the spice is spicy!
Of course the complaint remains for the way these are published (and their price). Why can the author not write a full-length novel and be done with it?
Okay, this was more fun than the first installment. The vampire politics intrigue was interesting, the characters got more flesh around their bones and it finally did not read like the exact same story I read from Calista Jayne before. The characters are changing, learning stuff, and the sparkle thing was funny. Plus the spice is spicy!
Of course the complaint remains for the way these are published (and their price). Why can the author not write a full-length novel and be done with it?
November 30, 2023
Book 2 in this Vampire series. I missed book 1, so I missed a lot of the back story - but felt like I was caught up quickly. If you like HOT HOT HOT vampire series - this one is for you. The relationship of the three grows especially in light of new danger for the 3 of them and a mystery involving Autumn. The story progresses quickly, and the hotness is throughout the entire book. Looking forward to book 3 to see where the 3 go next. Great book - should be an awesome series.
March 9, 2024
Book 2 in this Vampire series. If you like HOT HOT HOT vampire series - this one is for you. The relationship of the three grows especially in light of new danger for the 3 of them and a mystery involving Autumn. The story progresses quickly, and the hotness is throughout the entire book. Looking forward to book 3 to see where the 3 go next. Great book - should be an awesome series.
February 13, 2024
This series is really great for a good laugh.
April 21, 2024
Totally AWESOME 👌
I'm really Loving this series 😍. This series has been so addictive I haven't been able to put it down. Thanks again Calista, I truly can't wait to read more.
I'm really Loving this series 😍. This series has been so addictive I haven't been able to put it down. Thanks again Calista, I truly can't wait to read more.
November 23, 2025
Always good follow up to the first. The story continues, the spice is right, and yet another cliffhanger at the end. :)
July 9, 2024
I loved the froth and humor of the first book but confess the next two got tiresome and I DNF’d the series.
April 28, 2025
I’m Hooked!
Hooked on this series and I can’t get enough!
Love the typical three way spice I’m used to from this author and the daddy dom with aftercare.. then add in vampires. Cherry on top!
Can’t wait to move onto the next book!
Hooked on this series and I can’t get enough!
Love the typical three way spice I’m used to from this author and the daddy dom with aftercare.. then add in vampires. Cherry on top!
Can’t wait to move onto the next book!
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