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Crackimals #3
Cracksquatch
Bodies stack when sasquatch is on crack!
When a popular social media sensation and renowned Bigfoot hunter goes missing, her friends pickup on an important clue as to her disappearance when one of them discovers a camera with digital proof of the existence of bigfoot in the Appalachian Mountains where she and her cameraman went missing a few days earlier.
Now the hunt is on to find the illusive cryptid and hopefully bring their friend back. As the band of trackers hit the mountain on this ambitious quest, one of the team harbors a dark secret. Little do the others know that one of them is addicted to a deadly synthetically-altered version of crack, known on the street as Agent Orange, because it both looks like orange candy and turns its users’ eyes a hellish orange color.
What makes the drug so nefarious, however is that it causes a high number of its users to become enraged; prone to fits of uncontrollable violence. These violent episodes are enhanced when consumed by animals, where they have no civilized willpower against becoming raging killers themselves, attacking anything – and anyone – in their path!
Consequently, this expedition to the mountains will become an expedition to hell itself once the team realizes that not only are they about to find the ever-so-sought-after and (believed to be) beloved Bigfoot, but now are dealing with a raging, psychopathic Sasquatch, who has gotten ahold of the dangerous drug.
this book contains language and literary depictions of scenes some readers may find offensive. It is not intended for children. Reader discretion is advised.
When a popular social media sensation and renowned Bigfoot hunter goes missing, her friends pickup on an important clue as to her disappearance when one of them discovers a camera with digital proof of the existence of bigfoot in the Appalachian Mountains where she and her cameraman went missing a few days earlier.
Now the hunt is on to find the illusive cryptid and hopefully bring their friend back. As the band of trackers hit the mountain on this ambitious quest, one of the team harbors a dark secret. Little do the others know that one of them is addicted to a deadly synthetically-altered version of crack, known on the street as Agent Orange, because it both looks like orange candy and turns its users’ eyes a hellish orange color.
What makes the drug so nefarious, however is that it causes a high number of its users to become enraged; prone to fits of uncontrollable violence. These violent episodes are enhanced when consumed by animals, where they have no civilized willpower against becoming raging killers themselves, attacking anything – and anyone – in their path!
Consequently, this expedition to the mountains will become an expedition to hell itself once the team realizes that not only are they about to find the ever-so-sought-after and (believed to be) beloved Bigfoot, but now are dealing with a raging, psychopathic Sasquatch, who has gotten ahold of the dangerous drug.
this book contains language and literary depictions of scenes some readers may find offensive. It is not intended for children. Reader discretion is advised.
128 pages, Kindle Edition
Published August 3, 2023
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About the author
Gary Lee Vincent
42 books32 followersGary Lee Vincent was born October 8, 1974, in Clarksburg, WV, USA.
Gary is an accomplished author, actor, musician, film producer, director and entrepreneur. In 2009, he founded Burning Bulb Publishing to help promote up-and-coming authors. In 2010, his horror novel Darkened Hills was selected as 2010 Book of the Year WINNER by Foreword Reviews Magazine.
Books by Gary Lee Vincent:
NOVELS
- Attack of the Melonheads (with Bob Gray and Solon Tsangaras)
- Belly Timber (with Solon Tsangaras and John Russo)
- Passageway
- When the Bedposts Shake
- The Best Actors That Ever Lived
- Impound
- Hell's Bells (ongoing)
THE BLACK CIRCLE CHRONICLES
- Prove Your Love
- Strange New Powers
- Night Wings
- Sheep Amongst Wolves
- Lord of the Birds
DARKENED - THE WEST VIRGINIA VAMPIRE SERIES
- Darkened Hills
- Darkened Hollows
- Darkened Waters
- Darkened Souls
- Darkened Minds
- Darkened Destinies
THE DOUGLAS RIVER VAMPIRE SERIES
- River
- Icarus (coming soon)
ANTHOLOGIES (as Contributing Editor)
- The Big Book of Bizarro
- Westward Hoes
- Rise of the Dead
NON-FICTION
- The Winner, The Loser
- Agelations: Unlocking The Secret Strategies of the Rich To Help You Succeed In Business & in Life
- Configuration Management
COMIC BOOKS
- The Tailsman (with Rich Bottles Jr. and Stuart J. Brown)
- Demoneye (with David J. Fairhead and Little Sun)
As a musician, he started into vocal music early in life through choral programs at both church and school. While in High School, he was honored as an All-State bass vocalist. Gary began playing the guitar and writing songs at age 13, attained BMI accreditation at age 14, and had his first Billboard Music Review at 23.
In 2005, Gary won Song of the Year for best Christian song Where Would I Be in the VH1 Song of the Year competition, a program that supports the VH1 Save The Music charity. Said song appears on Gary Lee Vincent's Somewhere Down The Road release.
Musical releases by Gary Lee Vincent:
- 100 Percent
- Passion, Pleasure, and Pain
- Somewhere Down The Road
In addition to music and literature, Vincent's hobbies include acting, exotic travel, hiking, and photography.
Gary is an accomplished author, actor, musician, film producer, director and entrepreneur. In 2009, he founded Burning Bulb Publishing to help promote up-and-coming authors. In 2010, his horror novel Darkened Hills was selected as 2010 Book of the Year WINNER by Foreword Reviews Magazine.
Books by Gary Lee Vincent:
NOVELS
- Attack of the Melonheads (with Bob Gray and Solon Tsangaras)
- Belly Timber (with Solon Tsangaras and John Russo)
- Passageway
- When the Bedposts Shake
- The Best Actors That Ever Lived
- Impound
- Hell's Bells (ongoing)
THE BLACK CIRCLE CHRONICLES
- Prove Your Love
- Strange New Powers
- Night Wings
- Sheep Amongst Wolves
- Lord of the Birds
DARKENED - THE WEST VIRGINIA VAMPIRE SERIES
- Darkened Hills
- Darkened Hollows
- Darkened Waters
- Darkened Souls
- Darkened Minds
- Darkened Destinies
THE DOUGLAS RIVER VAMPIRE SERIES
- River
- Icarus (coming soon)
ANTHOLOGIES (as Contributing Editor)
- The Big Book of Bizarro
- Westward Hoes
- Rise of the Dead
NON-FICTION
- The Winner, The Loser
- Agelations: Unlocking The Secret Strategies of the Rich To Help You Succeed In Business & in Life
- Configuration Management
COMIC BOOKS
- The Tailsman (with Rich Bottles Jr. and Stuart J. Brown)
- Demoneye (with David J. Fairhead and Little Sun)
As a musician, he started into vocal music early in life through choral programs at both church and school. While in High School, he was honored as an All-State bass vocalist. Gary began playing the guitar and writing songs at age 13, attained BMI accreditation at age 14, and had his first Billboard Music Review at 23.
In 2005, Gary won Song of the Year for best Christian song Where Would I Be in the VH1 Song of the Year competition, a program that supports the VH1 Save The Music charity. Said song appears on Gary Lee Vincent's Somewhere Down The Road release.
Musical releases by Gary Lee Vincent:
- 100 Percent
- Passion, Pleasure, and Pain
- Somewhere Down The Road
In addition to music and literature, Vincent's hobbies include acting, exotic travel, hiking, and photography.
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June 2, 2025
I listened to this as an audiobook on Spotify. This is unrelated to the actual content of the book but the narrator was so so bad, it was hard to listen to. Aside from the narrator the content of the book was awful as well. For one, the writing was quite childlike in my opinion, it was also very graphic in an unnecessary way. Who wants to listen to descriptions of Bigfoot’s wang over and over? But, I never want to leave a book unfinished so I struggled through.
September 3, 2024
I needed something to distract me from my anxiety and boy did this. It’s bad. Not a fun bad but if you don’t want to focus on you for a little bit this will definitely distract you. I will be reading the rest of the series but boy is it rough.
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